"What stupid nonsense," Jim said, as he left the store and headed to Sharon's house.
When he got to his girlfriend's, Sharon was waiting at the front door. "What did you get me?" she asked excitedly. "What did you get me?"
"Well, this is just for starters," Jim said, as they went into the house. "Later, I'll take you to dinner."
Sharon opened the gift. "A training bra?" she cried, with a smile. "You big goof. Is that what you think of me. That I'm a little girl. Well, I'll show you." Sharon pulled off her t-shirt and her regular bra. Soon, she had the training bra wrapped around her chest. "A little tight, but it seems to fit. You like?"
"Very much," Jim told her, taking her into his arms and kissing her. Suddenly, Sharon gasped and pulled away. "What's wrong?"
Sharon held her hand to her chest. "My tits," she said. "They feel funny." She pulled the cups of the training out to take a look. "Oh my god!" she exclaimed. She turned so that Jim could see. "My tits are turning to wood."
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