After several weeks of experimentation, Jim and Sharon has devised a chemical concoction that in cream form did appear to augment breasts in some test animals. But what worked on lab rats and monkeys may not work on humans. "We must get a human test subject on which the value of this cream there can be no mistake," Jim said. Sharon added that the subject would not be her. But who? While sitting in the Fukuyama Corp. cafeteria, Jim saw a familiar face (sort of). It was Rick, still in the body of a 3-month-old baby, although able to walk and he still had his adult mind. And her was still wearing only a diaper and his pacifier, held around his neck by a ribbon. Sharon, not having seen the earlier experiment, was surprised. Rick explained that after he proved the Human Recycler sound (but not marketable), he was given the job of Fukyyama corporate mascot. He asked Sharon to help him get his lunch, as he was too short to reach the vending machine coin slot or buttons. Sharon dumped in the four quarters and out came a disposable bottle of Similac formula, warmed to 96 degrees, and with a nipple attached. Sharon cradled Rick in her lap and proceeded to feed him the bottle. "He's so cute, I'd like to take him home," Sharon gushed. Then spying Rick's lecherous grin leaking from behind the bottle, Sharon thought, "Maybe not." "I think Rick would be the perfect person to try out our experimental cream," Jim told Sharon, as Rick finished the bottle as was burped over Sharon's shoulder. "I'd like to get back into product research," Rick said. "I'll test the cream for you. But before we go to your lab, I need a change. I'm (gulp) wet." Jim looked at Sharon, who nodded her head 'no.' "Oh, change him, Sharon. At his age, his dinky doesn't work anyway," Jim said. Finally at the lab, a dry Rick sat on the lab table as Sharon applied latex gloves. "By the way, what does the cream do?" Rick asked. "It enhances breasts," Jim replied. No longer interested in testing the product, Rick struggled to escape as Sharon tried to apply the cream. She succeeded in getting the cream on...
Sat Jan 15 12:48:23 2000