First the buzzzz (deactivated) and then the yell of his Mother, "Hey, Jim, get up or you'll be late for school!" "This story again," Jim yawned. He moved to get up out of bed, felt nothing under his feet, and bellyflopped onto the floor. "Whaaaaa!" screamed Jim, as he landed on his chest. "Cut the comedy and get down for breakfast," his Mother yelled. Jim got up and looked at himself. He was wearing the underpants from a Superman Underoos. And he was a little kid again. "This isn't deja vu the way I remember it," Jim thought. Jim climbed onto his chair at the breakfast table, where he was given a bowl of Sugar Crisp cereal. Everything looked about the same. His Mother, his Father, his 11-year-old sister Edith. The only thing different was that Jim was now a 6-year-old. Later, Jim's Mother dressed him in dark blue pants, a light blue shirt, and Keds' sneakers. She slicked his hair back so it had a nice part of the right-hand side. Edith then took him by the hand and walked him to school. She deposited him at Room 101, the first-grade class. The strange morning continued as Jim walked into the room and saw...
Tue Jan 25 16:44:51 2000