Jim entered his first-grade class carrying his beginner reader, phonics and basic spelling books. Almost by instinct, he sat at a tiny desk that turned out to be his. Checking out the surroundings, Jim notice a familiar face, although somewhat younger than he remembered. It was Tifa, now simply an exotically cute Spanish 6-year-old. "Hi, Jimmy. Want some soap," Tifa giggled. "I'm not going through that again," Jimmy said disgustedly. Tifa slid from her seat to Jim's, moving real close to him. "Wanna have some fun," she giggled, lifting up her girl's skirt to reveal the bottoms of a pair of Wonder Woman Underoos. Tifa then pulled her skirt down and said, "No more peaking until you give me a kiss." Jim, being a big fan of Wonder Woman, complied. As Jim removed his lips from Tifa's cheek, a bunch of other first-graders around him began chanting, "Jimmy and Tifa sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes Jimmy in a baby carriage!" Jim gulped. "Don't you mean 'with a baby carriage'?" he replied nervously. "You heard us right the first time," the kids chanted in unison. Jim asked the teacher if he could visit the bathroom -- quickly. Later...
Tue Jan 25 21:26:14 2000