Before Felix turned his attention back to the Reality Wiki he had open on his phone, he took another look at Candy’s incredibly curvy nude form as the blonde sat at his small kitchen table, eating a banana. It was amazing to realize how her unreal curves were caused by some simple edits on his computer and a drug he wrote into existence that afternoon.
Now that he thought about it, Curvoma was a pretty big unknown to him, despite inventing it. He may have created the page, but if those “ripple edits” that happened to Candy’s page were any indication, it was possible the stub of an article he had created had expanded. Hell, he didn’t even know what this miracle drug looked like. He should really do a bit of research while he waited for Candy to recover.
Felix walked back into their bedroom, and noticed a small bedside table that wasn’t there before he began his edits. Clearly, it must have been Candy’s. He opened up the drawer and pulled out a small bottle of pills labeled ‘Curvoma.’ He popped the top and poured a pink, ball-like gel cap pill into his hand. It looked like a regular, insignificant medicine, like something he’d take to fight off the flu. How the hell did it make women so sexy?!
Deciding to do some more in-depth research, Felix decided to use his phone to do a quick google search on this wonder drug he created, but didn’t understand.
The search resulted in a wikipedia article explaining how Curvoma began drug trials 5 years ago and worked by making use of estrogen and other hormones to convert an extra calorie intake to accumulated fat deposits in specific areas of the body. It seemed like a bunch of scientific mumbo jumbo to Felix, but then again it was a made up drug; making sense didn’t need to be in the cards for it.
He’d then skimmed through a few articles on other sites describing the cultural impact of it. Apparently, much like the debate of natural breasts vs implants that guys had argued about for years, guys now argued about whether or not Curvoma breasts counted as real or not and tons of other bullshit complaining that can only exist online. Feminists meanwhile, debated whether or not the drug’s mere existence should be seen as a sexist representation of the patriarchy or if it should be embraced for allowing women to take control of their bodies.
Felix was getting strangely engrossed by all this. Who’d have thought such a small edit could have such a wide impact on the world, even if it didn’t result in too many super curvy women in the long run?
Wed Sep 17 08:51:57 2014
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