Candy watched her amazing boyfriend leave the apartment’s small kitchen while she waited for the feeling to come back to her legs. It really wasn’t fair that no matter how hot she got, she still couldn’t keep up with Felix when it came to sex. Sure it was still incredible for her every time they did it, even after two years, but sometimes Candy felt like she was a bad girlfriend if she couldn’t make Felix come as many times as he made her come.
She finished her post-sex banana and rose on shaky legs to throw away the peel. She heard the sound of a door opening, but it wasn’t Felix leaving their bedroom.
“God dammit! You two broke the dishes again?!” came the frustrated growl of Felix’s best friend and roommate, Roy Burns.
“Sorry, Roy,” Candy blushed, feeling guilty and embarrassed. “It was an accident, we were being totally careful.”
Roy rolled his eyes at the half-hearted apology. “Fine, whatever. Just tell Felix its his turn to buy new plates this time.” He turned and stalked off to his room.
They weren’t being careful at all, but Candy felt guilty that Roy kept having to put up with their noisy fucking on a daily basis when he didn’t have a girlfriend. Maybe she should try seeting him up with one of the girls from her magazine? Carol had a thing for really tall guys like Roy.
But, then again, Candy sometimes thought the reason Roy didn’t have a girlfriend was because he was more into his roommate. She’d seen Roy and Felix get drunk enough times to see how cuddly and hands-y Roy got with Felix after one too many beers. When the sobered up in the morning the guys would both brush it off as no big deal since they were drunk, but even a dim bulb like Candy was starting to wonder if Roy might have been in denial about something.
If that was the case, she knew what it was like for Roy. One of the reasons Candy loved working as a model was that she was constantly surrounded by totally sexy girls just like her. Sometimes, she wished she could fool around with them the way Roy did with Felix when he was drunk.
But that wasn’t something you were supposed to admit to here in Texas. Lots of people in her town didn’t like gay people, and Candy didn’t want to be bullied. Roy probably didn’t either.
Maybe that totally cool website could help them both?
Without another thought, Candy parked her incredibly round rear on the swivel chair in front of the computer, typed in Roy’s name, and went to work.
Roy Burns is a super sexy and cool girl just like Candy Berger who lives with Felix Holt. Roy and Candy have lots of super awesome lezzy sex and take turns fucking Felix to make him come.
Instead of anything happening, a window popped up. ‘There are so many things wrong with that, I don’t even know where to begin. Write it better, you bimbo.’
Candy pouted. “Like, that’s not fair.”
Another popup appeared. ‘Life’s not fair.’
Why did the magic internet have to be as rude as the rest of the internet? Why couldn’t it be nice? Candy worked really hard on what she wrote and now the stupid website was making fun of her.
Candy went to Reality Wiki’s search bar and typed in “Why is Reality Wiki so mean?” To her surprise, she was brought to an article about Reality Wiki itself.
Reality Wiki is a free-access, free content internet encyclopedia that causes reality to reflect the contents of its articles. As long as a person has discovered the site or been told about it by another user, they can make any edits they want, providing they make sense. If they don’t, they will be made fun of for being an idiot.
Suddenly, Candy had an idea. She started typing again.
If they don’t, helpful popups will give them advice on how to write better.
The computer seemed to heat up for a brief moment and the screen flickered ominously, but everything was back to normal after a few seconds. Candy went back to Roy’s page and typed in what she wrote before. This time, the popup window was much nicer.
‘Sorry to say this, but Roy isn’t a girl’s name. And when you say that this new girl is just like Candy, do you mean to say she has the same figure, mindset, interests, or identical appearance of Candy Berger? If you’d like to make these changes, please select an option from the list below.’
Candy’s eyes widened as she scrolled down a list of edits the magic website was providing her. She was getting kind of overwhelmed by all the choices, so she just clicked the first few options she saw. The screen froze as a loading icon appeared for a minute and then the page updated.
Wed Sep 17 20:59:01 2014
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