Saul had already paced a couple of times around the foyer before the bell rang, and yet, he was no closer to finding a proper heir to the bottle. Cristiana was probably too unpredictable with her rather lack of brain cells combined with her nymphomania, she would probably just waste the drink. Sahara was maybe a bit too crazy too, as he was unsure he could tame her awesome, but wild, punk personality. Lia and Leah were asking about becoming Queens of Space not too long ago, so that wasn't the best idea either, as they might destroy a planet if they were feeling in a Darth mood.
Thankfully though, he had figured out the one person who shouldn't have the bottle. Looking at his other choices, at least they weren't possibly homicidal, at least they thought more about sex than taking over the world, at least they were sane!
“Hiya daddy...”
His blood ran cold as he turned around. Death was behind him, and for the first time in his life, he actually wished he meant the Grim Reaper. Her hair was just as blue, and smile just as creepy, but there was a big round difference with her this time. Her stomach bulged out, which was proudly put on display with her too tiny shirt unable to hide any of her taught flesh.
“Uh that's new...” He made a circle with his finger, kind of in shock.
“Yup! Your seed was very potent as you can see! Of course its the same with all my sisters, but because I went first, I am the furthest along!” She swayed her inflated stomach.
Saul just shook his head,“You don't happen to be a dream right? Like you don't happen to just be a figment of my imagination teasing me?”
Giggling in her creepy fashion, she just continued to sway, “More like a nightmare right? A sexy hot nightmare. Anyways this is really happening Saul. I can't wait for to see our ch1ld's evil face for the first time.”
“You aren't well Death... I mean aren't you worried that you are heavily pregnant so quickly?”
Giggling again, she punched his arm, “Nooooo... I am just extra happy! Now we should talk names... I am thinking Damian... I know its clichéd but I love the idea- Oh what's that!”
Seeing her point to the bottle, he was unfortunately unable to stop her from snapping it from his hand. He felt his stomach drop, “T-that's wine Death.... a-and since you are pregnant you certainly don't want to hurt your baby right?!”
She shook her head, “Oh please Sauly! Its a baby from hell... If anything it should make it healthier!” She popped the cork and took a giant chug from the bottle.
“O-okay Death... I really want you now! Um we should totally bang again in the stairwell!” He hoped to distract her enough to not change anything.
“Sounds awesome Saul... But I just want to tell you an idea I just had first...” She licked her lips in a sinister smile.
“Oh... Shit...” Saul just watched as yet again, the world was draining of its light again, and he knew it was all Death's fault. His surroundings just mixed all together as it disappeared behind him, becoming a horrible cocktail of lights before it went out. He was alone in the darkness, and he wasn't looking forward to waking up again.
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“Hey wake up!”
Holy crap where the heck am I now? I feel like there is an earthquake going on!
“Shit is he dead? Smack him a few more times!”
Argh don't hit me crazy lady!
Saul opened his eyes just as a slap came across his face. He yelped, “OW! What the fuck lady?!”
“Oh he's up Henry!” The brunette with long flowing hair got up slightly, her massive chest smothering Saul's face as she barked some orders to the driver.
“Mmmph!” Saul muffled from under her.
“What's that?” Her bright pink lips mouthed as Saul's ears were still kind of ringing.
“Nothing, I was just shocked at your breasts suffocating me! Where the heck am I?” Wherever he was, it was swaying back and forth like it was on a bumpy road, “Wait am I in a van? Am I being kidnapped?”
Putting a leather gloved finger on his lips, she just smiled, “Don't worry boy, we are the good guys!” She leaned back and allowed Saul to see her ridiculous curves stuffed into a front-fastened leather corset with a long leather jacket on top. She was absolutely stunning of course, but the stakes and gun in her belt suggested obviously something more dangerous.
“5 minutes to base, Bonite!” The driver said back, with a very worried tone.
“What the hell were you doing out at night anyways? Don't you know how insane that is?” Bonite put a cigarette in her mouth and lit up.
Saul tried to secure himself in this bouncing car, “Uh no? What the hell is going on anyways?”
“We are part of the human resistance boy, and you are real lucky we found your body on the way back to base!” She inhaled deep.
“Resistance? Against what?”
Her head tilted, “What? How do you not know?” She got up to rub the back of his head, generous chest an inch from his nose.
“Should I know?” He said slowly growing hard in his jeans.
She sat back rubbing her own head, “Uh yeah! I mean what hole did you crawl from and how can we get there? Ignorance sounds wonderful about now!”
“What are you-” His questions were cut off by the sound of banging on the roof, and a huge dent being made.
“Bonite they-”
“I know! Damn sexulas...” She pulled the pistol from her belt and started firing wildly at the roof. Saul covered his ears and ducked down for self-preservation.
Looking up, he saw that the metal roof was actually getting peeled off by some kind of well-manicured claw. But Bonite seemed to be on top of things, “Henry! Please tell me we still have some balloons left!”
“Of course, but we need-”
“No fucking buts Henry! Throw them back here!” She yelled back at the bearded man and a backpack was thrown at her. She quickly searched through it, as Saul just recoiled in shock, and lust, when he finally saw the creature. Skin as pale as snow, but hair black as night, her fangs dripped of blood right into the massive hanging cleavage which was only barely restrained by a wonderfully expensive red dress and cape. She licked her lips, “Oh my... Fresh meat to fuck...”
Just as this sexual beast stuck her head in, Bonite just smiled, “You want cock bitch? Get fucking wet!” She tossed a water balloon right into its face, making it cry out in pain and fall off the roof of the van. Bonite wiped the sweat from her forehead, “Thank god there was only one this time...”
“What the fuck was that?!” Saul screamed, annoyed at what had scared him and that he was still aroused.
“Sexulas! Are you saying that is seriously new to you?!” She was shaking him by the shoulder, “Sexulas? Were-Whores? Street Walkers?”
“You are just naming porn titles right?” He said trying to see if the fear in her eyes was sincere.
She sighed and rubbed her forehead, “... I never thought I would see the day. Someone who doesn't know the fear we humans now have everyday at the expense of these... monsters...”
Henry turned around, “Hey we are here...” The vehicle took a sharp right turn, and Saul saw looking out the driver's window that the dark forest they were driving through turned into a cave. Driving for a bit in the silence, the van suddenly stopped. After a couple of seconds, Saul was about to ask more questions, when the back doors flew open. A variety of beautiful looking people were aiming flashlights inside, armed with balloons, silver dildos, crosses, and a few guns.
Bonite just smiled with her hands up, “Its alright ladies and gentlemen... Its just us with another supply run!”
The blonde woman, who looked straight from a fitness magazine cover except for the military helmet, sighed, “Oh Bonite, thank god you are alright! We feared the worse!”
“Yeah sorry for being a bit late Nina... We saw someone sleeping on the road, and we just had to pick him up!”
“Oh my god a survivor!” Nina said with a gasp, “And one with a penis? Thank the lord!”
Saul just smiled, “Um... You're welcome?”
Nina ripped him out of the back of the van, and stood him on his feet, “Holy shit its been so long since I have seen someone new. And he is so average looking! Its honestly arousing!”
“Hey I am think I am handsome!” Saul said, confused by this woman's odd comment.
Bonite jumped from the back of the van, “You'll have to excuse him... He seems not to know a thing about the last five years....”
The armed group just gasped and Saul just rolled his eyes, “I better get a good explanation soon...”
As the others went to unpack the van of its cargo, Bonite put her arm around Saul and her heeled boots clicked on the concrete flooring they were on. The cave they were in had obviously been hallowed out to make some kind of extensive military camp, full of power generators running flood lights, green tents and vehicles parked to get moving at any moment. They entered a nearby tent and they both sat down on an uncomfortable military grade bed.
She sighed and rubbed her face, “Oh jeeze where to start... Well how about a name?”
“My name is Võ Sau, but everyone calls me Saul... And I swear I just woke up this morning in my bed, going to work at my job at the bank, and saw my girlfriend. Everything after that is a bit crazy and woozy.” He didn't think bringing up the P.L. drink would help much.
“Bonite Lasher is my name and unfortunately, your sweet Kansas is gone. We are the last of the known humans on earth. About 4 dozen of us...”
He went wide eyed, “O-on Earth? H-how is that possible? There must be more!”
Sighing again, she went over to a nearby table to take the cap off of some whiskey, “Maybe there is... Maybe there isn't... We don't know. Long distance communications are down and the best guess we have is who is in the cave. But after 5 years of hoping, our group keeps getting smaller and smaller with no one coming to save us.”
“How did this all happen?”
“Death came to earth, Saul... She was merciless.”
Saul's eyebrow raised as he accepted a glass of whiskey from her, “You aren't talking about a blue-haired girl are you?”
“Blue haired? Yes. Girl? No... This demon is no innocent girl. She is the conqueror of earth, causing a pestilence of sex on the human population.” She stirred the drink with her fingers.
“What do you mean?”
“Do you notice anything about the people on the camp here?” She pointed out the tent flap.
Looking again, Saul nodded, “Uh yeah... Everyone is like drop-dead gorgeous. Like this is an army of models or something. I mean did you see that one Asian babe? Tits like boulders! How the hell does she walk with-”
“Saul! Focus... Yes we are all rather attractive because that's where the plague started. At first, the ugliest people on earth were made sexy and it was greeted with damned celebration. Everyone was happy about the ugliest people becoming dumb sex-addicts with bodies like the hottest porn stars. But then the normal looking people started to change too, becoming dumber, hornier and sexier until all they did was roam the street looking for new people to sleep with. It was at the same time, crazy stories came out about sexual creatures of enormous powers taking over rural areas and they were all working for someone named Death and her three sisters. By the time the governments actually took the threat seriously, it was too late. All those were left were the sexiest of models, porn stars and celebrities to fight back, which is why we are here, looking hot but ready to fight at any second.”
“Woah... This is hella heavy... So what are sexulas? Or were-whores and street walkers for that matter?”
She sighed taking another sip, “Sexulas are the many agents of Death. Searching for fresh humans to give to their demonic queen, they are incredibly powerful and are the most dangerous thing out there. One second you could be fine, the next? Swooped up by these powerful claws and being fucked to death by the Queen Bitch herself. Thankfully though, they only come out at night...”
“Do they burn in sunlight? And are the balloons filled with Holy Water?” Saul said recalling how the balloon caused the creature attacking them to recoil before.
“Um... No. That would be nice though. Its honestly probably because they are sleeping off nights of partying during the day. Observations of them that we have show them to be massive party animals when they aren't getting humans. And the balloons we throw affect their party attitude, its the ultimate sobering cocktail and they hate being sober when its night!” She chuckled.
“And Were-Whores?”
“Oh those only came up in the last 2 years or so. Its rather confusing because we believe the Were-Whores are fighting the sexulas... But nevertheless when they encounter humans, they quickly do what these other monsters do and just turn you into one of them. The worst part is that, at any moment, a Were-Whore could look human, as they can transform into a sexual beast of incredible power at any time! Even worse, their sexy form is further enhanced depending on the lunar cycle. During the day or a crescent moon, they seem to be just a normal threat, but during a full moon? They are perhaps the most terrifying thing out there, I am sure even one during a full moon could fuck our hole camp into submission unchecked. Thankfully though, just throw a silver dildo at one, and they will use it until they faint of exhaustion, changing them back.”
“And Street walkers?”
“They are the infected I talked about at the beginning. At this stage, they are so infected by whatever is in them, they do nothing but wander the streets looking for sex. They don't need to sleep, eat, or do anything but look for their next lay. One or two is rather easy to avoid, but god damn if you find a whole sexy swarm. You will be completely surrounded by kisses, cocks and tits like you have never imagined, and they won't leave until they are sated... And they are never sated...”
Saul just let out some of the air he was holding in, as he was on the edge of his seat. On the one hand, this sounded so terrifying, but on the other, he was terribly aroused at imagining creatures so sexy that they were to be feared. After a bit of awkward silence, he bounced to his feet resolved, “So what can I do to help?”
Bonite eyes lit up, “Really? After all that you are happy to keep going?”
“Well nothing will happen if we just stay here and mope right? We need to do something right?” Saul said with a cocky grin.
Downing the rest of her whiskey like a pro, she slapped his back hard, “Damn good attitude man! You are right! Now let's go and... Wait.”
Saul stopped in his tracks, “What?”
“I forgot to say Saul... I have just named a bunch of problems out there but there might be some problems in here too...” She cleared her throat and whispered, “You looking like a normal person and not just a supermodel, is probably going to be a big turn-on with the army here believe it or not. Especially since you are a guy and the ratio is a bit skewed here... So watch your ass... Literally, alright?” He nodded and she put her arm around his waist, “That being said though... I kind of call dibs on your ass, I mean I saved it right?” She winked and gave the left side of his ass a squeeze.
Walking through the poorly lit and wet cave, the two of them found themselves in front of a table with a big map of the local area on it. Nina, the apparent leader of this band of hottie-rebels, was pointing at various parts of the map, half way through a plan, “Now as recon stated yesterday, it appears the Street Walkers are in much lower numbers in the nearby town recently, meaning perhaps soon, we will be able to fortify it and actually sleep in something which resembles a house again. We obviously need to do another recon tomorrow morning, and need volunteers.”
A black woman who looked like she used to be some sports star/supermodel threw her arm up, “I will go Nina.”
“Great Dora. Secondly, it has been two days since we have received any communications from Lisa and Will. They were on a very important secret mission for me, and despite their disappearance, I remain hopefully that they can return. I need a team to check their last known location.”
A slim drop-dead gorgeous raven-haired Eastern European supermodel put her hand up, “Da, I vill go for Lisa and Vill...”
“Thank you Melinda. Even more issues though. As you know, the usual night watch team has both come down with the flu... Which they probably wouldn't have spread to each other if they stopped fucking when they were supposed to be watching... Meaning we need a new guardsman to watch for tomorrow night...”
A black haired woman decked in nothing but a two-piece black bikini assault rifle and spoke up with an Australian accent, “Aight. I'll up and accept if that's aight with you gals?”
“Thank you Lola... Finally, we need someone to continue the investigation of the sexula we have captured... She is horny and we feel if we deny her sex for only a bit longer she will tell us anything for just a tongue or cock... Who has the guts to go at her?”
A rather tall gentleman with a bright smile put up his hand, looking at him, he was probably a triple threat celebrity before the sex-pocalypse, singing, sports, and modeling, “Yeah let me have a good crack at her. I will get her begging for my cock after 15 seconds yo!”
“And thank you Arthur!” Nina finally looked at Saul and she immediately licked her lips, “Aw and our new recruit is already so willing to help? My that is... so great to see... I love a man who can get up so quickly... If ya know what I mean... Anyways anything sound interesting to you? I know all those jobs could use an extra person to help out.”
Saul rubbed his chin as he mused over his choices in this very sexy fight for the survival of the humanity.
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