He felt his balls slip from the chair and muttered "Shit" before the went crashing to the floor. They didn't stop there as his balls went through the floor, dragging Jim with them. He landed on his basement floor, but his balls weren't hurting at all. In fact, they felt great! He rubbed them softly, they seemed to be 4 feet or more across. "These things are something else." He said to his beloved balls. He looked around his basement, a package sat next to him, unopened. He didn't remember getting it, and was wondering if he should open it. Look what happened the last time he opened a package! He looked around again and saw the ferret, staring at him. Should he...
Sun Jul 31 11:29:53 2005
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