Jim's balls are now more like medicine balls...

Unending BE - episode 168

It was a crazy impulse, but then, he was in a crazy mood. Carefully, he tried to stand up, only to feel indescribable pain when his balls started to lift off the floor. They were way too heavy. Thinking for a moment, he inched over to one of the kitchen chairs, and lifted one ball at a time on to the chair. That proved pretty difficult too -- the things were so heavy, they were hard to lift even that way. But he did it. Then he started out of the kitchen, pushing the chair (and his balls) ahead of him, in quest of the ferret.

1. *The only problem is, he can't find the goddamn ferret!
2. *He finds the ferret, and, idiotically, proceeds with his plan to make his cock bigger, unwarned by the fate of his balls...
3. *He finds the ferret, and in light of the difficulty with his balls, decides to see if there's any way to make them smaller...
4. *He's barely into the living room when the doorbell rings again, and the knob rattles. There there's the unmistakable sound of a key turning in the lock. Oh no! The car he heard driving away wasn't the one in front of the house. It must be his mother, back from her grocery shopping...
5. *Then his balls roll off the chair and plunge to the floor, taking him with them. Ouch!
6. *He spots the ferret, but it proves difficult to capture. In fact, it seems to be laughing at him...

Wed Feb 7 12:46:02 2001

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