Sharon's the Sexiest in the Universe

Unending BE - episode 130300

"Can you be the sexiest woman in the Universe?" Jim asked excitedly.

"What, I'm not good enough for you anymore?" Sharon asked with a chuckle. "Sure, I can do that. Althought I'm not sure you'll like it..."

Jim watched as, in a tenth of a second, Sharon morphed into a green skinned, three breasted, hooved woman with a forked tongue and no visible vagina. "What do you think?" Sharon asked, her tongue doing a snake-like ruffle.

"Um, I meant a human woman, actually."

"Well, you said 'in the Universe'. On Tweenis 12 this woman is regarded as the sexiest of all time."

"Oh, so you're from space?" Jim asked.

"No, I watch the Sci-Fi Channel," Sharon said with a laugh. "Maybe you'll like this better."

In another split second Sharon morphed into a human woman. This new woman looked exactly like Sharon except she was taller, had longer hair, and what Jim assumed to be big breasts and an awesome crotch. But Jim could only assume that because Sharon has black bars hovering over her torso and hips in such a manner as when nude scenes are shown on basic cable - the 'naughty bits' are covered digitally.

"What's with the digital pasties?" Jim asked, trying to maneuver his head to see around the black bars.

"I am now so beautiful," she replied, "That if you were to see me totally naked you'd go insane."

1. Jim asks to see her naked - he'll take his chances.
2. *Sharon changes back into her Sharon form and slumps over in the bathtub. All that shifting has tired her out.
3. Sharon involuntarily shifts into another form. This is part of the reason she revealed her true nature to Jim - she can no longer control her shifts and needs his help.
4. *Sharon explains how she became a shapeshifter (birth? accident? on purpose? you decide!).
5. Sharon has a special form she wants to share with Jim.
6. *You got a better idea?

Sat Feb 24 19:28:14 2001

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