Jim and the Cheerleader

Unending BE - episode 143965

The girl appeared to be wearing a cheerleading uniform for Applegrove Christian School. Given that it claimed to be a christian school, Jim was immediately struck by how unchristian the uniform was -- it looked more like a Laker Girl's uniform than any high school cheer squad he was familiar with.

"Hi!" the blonde, pigtailed girl said, bouncing slightly to emphasize the greeting. Realizing the girl was probably between 14 and 17, Jim tried not to stare at her chest as it wobbled in response to the bounce. The kid was certainly well-endowed. Wrenching his eyes away from her chest and up to her face, Jim spoke: "Can I help you?" he asked.

1. "We're raising money for a trip..."
2. *"We're raising money for a trip. So we're selling uniforms like this one, door to door."
3. "We're raising money for a trip. So I'm selling tickets to a performance we're putting on tonight."
4. "Yes. My name is Cheryl and I'm kinda confused." (Holy crossover, Batman -- it's Marjorie)
5. Something else happened.

Sat May 12 10:19:25 2001

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