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Unending BE - episode 219094

"Of course!" says the clerk. "You can return the costume for a refund."

"But I'm not wearing the costume!" said Jim. "It made me a pregnant man."

"Hmm," she said, and punched something into her cash register... computer? After a minute, she read some text, then explained: "The costumes can make you become pregnant because the new life is coming from you, not from them. But they can't destroy life."

"Then what can I do?" asked Jim. "There's no such thing as a pregnant man! How does the baby come out?"

1. "Just put on a costume with a vagina, and you can give birth. Then take it off and you're back to normal."
2. "Put on two costumes one after the other. Since you and the baby are two people, one costume will affect each of you and the baby will be transformed and outside your body."
3. "I have this one month pregnant pregnant man costume. You can keep putting those on to reduce the size of the pregnancy whenever it starts to show."
4. "Oh, just get a robot costume. If you put that on you'll become a robot, and we can just open up your belly and take the baby out."
5. "I have a toddler costume. If you turn into someone too small to have a baby, the baby will appear outside your body."
6. *something else

Mon Jul 16 17:07:41 2007

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