As the cough faded into the silence a new figure appeared in the mists. Seeming fresh but also experienced at the same time, he approached the frozen tablue in front of him.
"Guess I shouldn't have frozen them in time that long. It's been what, almost two years? Hmm now how am I going to solve this... oh yeah, I have something these guys never had... hindsight!"
Grinning he turned to Elijah and unfrozen him. "What's the... who the fuck are you?!" he demanded. The mysterious figure, resplendant in what looked like the armor of a Japanese fuedal lord circa 1500, shook his head.
"I'm new to this particular tale but I've been watching from afar. My name is Lord Atama. I'm going to make everyone happy here okay? Here's what I'm going to do I'm going to split you into three. One of you is going to appear in Ian McKellan's study as his devoted love servant, I owe the man for Gandalf. The other, is going to go into that room behind you and have a three-way with those Japanese sex-pots, who knows maybe Liv Tyler will even be in there by now in one of those Arwen dresses. The third is going to head out to a junket promoting your up-coming movie that ISN'T Lord of the Rings. Congrats on the oscar sweep by the way."
Wood just blinked at him.
"Oh yeah," the man grinned, "You should have chosen Shoshanna... wow!" Then a snap of the fingers and Wood was gone. Sounds arose from behind the door to Fitzgerald's office and Atama turned to the other two. "You, Equalizer, get to go watch over Elijah and Ian," and the man was gone. "You Fitzgerald, get to sit at your desk and think you're giving Elijah a favor by playing with your two beauties... at least for a good hour before my spell wears off. As for me..." the strange armored figured laughed, "I'm taking it up from here!"
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