Jim had his entire right arm in Sharon's pussy, while Sharon's torso was twisted backwards so she could see his penis. She was just about to reach for it with her mouth when the sound of a door being destroyed startled both of them. They had barely enough time to put some clothes on before an unremarkable man burst into the room.
He had light short curly hair, round glasses, and a rumpled necktie. "There they are!" he exclaimed.
"What the hell are you doing?" Jim said.
"Exotech is looking for those missing tanks. I am the inventor of those devices. My name is Dilbert."
"You work for Exotech?" Jim asked.
"I did. When I designed these 'tanks' I was convinced they would revolutionize society, but my pointy-haired manager insisted that marketing would never go with it. Then Wally of all people steals the designs and e-mails them to the CEO under his name. Next thing I know my computer is confiscated-- not only the one at work, but the one at home too, and now there's a dozen of these tanks in the hands of the government," Dilbert explained.
"Are you afraid they'll do something evil with the tanks?" Jim asked.
"Yes. I'd like to think they'll have trouble using them due to their complexity, but I made the interface just about perfectly idiot-proof. Whatever they can think of, they could have," Dilbert said.
"So, if I wanted, I could create the ultimate soldier." Jim said.
"That's cliché, but yes. You could create several people's ideas of the ultimate soldier. One might be focused on immense physical strength, another might be more adapted to speed. Of course, it wouldn't have to be used for soldiers. I can think of a few things I'd like to change about myself, to help me get along with the ladies better, if you know what I mean," said Dilbert.
Sharon stuck her tongue out, and it stretched to nearly a foot in length.
"I can see you already tried the tank out," Dilbert commented. "Well, I have a few ideas to make sure this doesn't get bad. We could try to destroy all the existing tanks, or... we could try to get enough tanks of our own and distribute them to the public so the government doesn't have a monopoly."
"How are you going to do that? All your files were confiscated, weren't they?" Sharon asked.
And then Dilbert said this:
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