"What?" said Jim in disbelief.
"You heard me, I shall take you under my wing and teach you all you need to know about using magik."
"Magic?"
"No, magic is fake. Magik is real. I myself am a 25 year-old woman before I liberated myself from my accursed body into this more comfortable one."
Jims mind began pacing rapidly. He began pondering the actual magik training. Perhaps he would turn into a holy monkey, or have his penis fall off.
"How do I become your discple, apprentice, whatever?" asked Jim.
"It's easy. I snap my fingers and the knowledge of Magik is sucked right into your brain." responded the almighty monkey of wisdom.
"Shouldn't that be blown in?"
"Whatever."
Jim opened his lips and said to the almighty, holy, frapalicious monkey...
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