Jim took one look at the Holy Monkey's enemies and ran like hell the other way.
"Wait!" The Holy Monkey screamed. "Get back here! This is why I gave you power!"
Jim ignored the ape and just kept on running.
"Jim!" The Holy Monkey yelled desperately.
But Jim was gone, darting through alleys and hopping fences in a frenzied effort to outrun the evil simians who had beset his benefactor.
Jim felt like a bit of a cad, but he figured that throwing his life away in pointless battle was a waste.
Finally, he arrived back at his own house. He quickly forgot about the odd little creature who had appeared to him and focused on the "magik" he had been given.
With these new powers, school will be a lot more fun! he decided.
Entering his house, he decided--
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