“I know the Cubs have not won the World Series in 104 years, the longest championship drought of any major North American professional sports team; but hey the law of percentage, dictates those BUMS have to win sooner or later” Jim mumbled out inside the woman bathroom at Wrigley Field, fixing her dress.
“Yeah, I know there 2012 FINISH 61-101 record ended them in Fifth Place (NL Central); hey this is 2013 and new year on opening day; they got to win this one game or I’m stuck as a female forever.”
Jim gone out for the game was almost going to start and he heard the Loveable Losers Northsider’s cheering their faithful on “Hey it opening day and the crowd is really in it, I feel VICTORIOUS today.”
She heard the loudest of the North side fans leap up and angrily jolted his fist, waving it furiously out toward the visiting team to bellow out at the top of his angrily voice that would echo throughout this opening day at Wrigley Field “WAIT TILL NEXT YEAR COMES AROUND AND OUR CUBBIES WILL YOU SHOW A WORLD SERIES THAT YOU NEVER SEEN BEFORE!” “Oh rats womanhood here I come” Jim deflated his 36-C boobs to make bounce inside the loose dress top from her slouching over to much gasping air from hearing the entire crowd shouting out nearly the same thing thing* WAIT TILL NEXT YEAR* in which he got another one of his wacky ideas “I know, I going to get them to change their name from *CUBS* to say like *BEAddventurists* and who going to tell them that BE really stands for BOOBS!”
But poor naïve but genius Jim, forgot that adventurists is not adventures and that same night the Northsider's chase Jim down pass Southside of the White Sox turf. Till her sorry aching feet in those once 7” high heel shoes worn down to 3-inches to see they stop chasing him out of Chicago itself “hey, I wonder why they stop chasing me?”
Because Girlie those Illinoisans stop at the border” A man waiting at a bus stop told the gasping away female making them boobs dribble away inside the dress, with the man head bouncing along with it.
“You mean…” Jim slouched away to catch her second breathe.
“Yep, you’re in Indiana now, just outside Gray!”
“WOW!”
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