Matrix of Order PMMM: Sayaka's Other Possible Alterations

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Before it had fired it's alteration beam, the Matrix had been scanning Sayaka, trying to understand her purpose and role in the natural order. It had been through a great deal of universes before this, many of which had societies of robots, ghosts, slimes, mineral based lifeforms, and other various societies that had no need for a restroom. Combined with it's general age along with the numerous errors and corrupted files it had collected over the years and the Matrix was having a been of difficulty trying to understand just what Sayaka was doing and what the function of this room was.

Its scan had returned that most of the fluid being released was simple H20 mixed with various other chemicals in small amounts and was being released from a small organ in the body. As the Matrix observed, it created small ripples in the water in the porcelain bowl, which its censors indicated most of the sapient species it had brought to order would find a pleasing effect.

The Matrix internalized this information, processing it and comparing it against its memory and prior encounters. This action of releasing fluid seemed important to the personal order of this being, and firmly establishing the exact purpose of this action was key to defining if it was in order or not and whether any improvements needed to be made to it.

After 2.3 seconds of processing, the Matrix reached its conclusion and fired its beam.

  1. Clearly Sayaka was some sort of decorative fountain, and is altered to make her more aesthetically pleasing (Although the Matrix may have a warped version of what it views as aesthetically pleasing)
  2. Quite obviously Sayaka is some sort of organism for storing, transporting, and dispensing water. But so inefficient! Such a small storage area, only one dispenser location, and the water itself was full of impurities.
  3. *Perhaps Sayaka is a mechanism for refilling the bowl to proper water levels? It would be much more orderly if she was integrated into the design of the toilet itself.
  4. This entire act of releasing waste fluids from the groin is clearly completely out of order, and the Matrix simply transforms Sayaka into one of the Matrix's previously encountered life forms that has no need to use a restroom.
  5. Something Else
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Sat Aug 13 13:57:25 2016

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