So while the Kyon we all know was experiencing a strange situation in another dimension, where exactly was the “other” Kyon and what was he doing? Well, for one he woke up just like the one from the standard universe, ate breakfast, went on the way towards school and so on. But the details, oh the details are where things interesting. Let us take a look, I am sure you will find this enlightening.
“Hey Kyon, get up already or I will really jump on your stomach.” I blinked, sleep still stuck in my eyes, but managing to open them with some effort. With a yawn I took in the form of a girl with brown eyes and hair of the same color in a side-ponytail. The annoyed look she was giving me was quickly replaced with a mischievous smirk.
“Well then, did you finally come back from dreamland, brother of mine?”
I sighed at what my sister was saying again. Tt wasn’t my fault that I had a tendency to sleep in if no one got me out of bed. Even alarm clocks worked less than 50% of the time. Still, while she was bothersome as always, I couldn’t help appreciating her appearance. Nice body, would be right in my striking range if we weren’t related.
“Oy stop grinning like that and get up stupid little brother. I don’t want to be late for the first university lecture because of you.” As she said that, my older sister folded her arms, unconsciously pushing her impressive chest up in a way that didn’t really help with my distraction. My male friends in school were rather jealous of me having this much of a classic ‘talented’ big sister.
“Yeah yeah, not like you are gonna learn much anyway sis. You will just get distracted by something before you notice it and miss the entire lesson.” I poked right back and finally got out of bed with some serious effort. Ah, it was just so much more comfortable in there, none of that coldness or oh so cruel sun that was gazing in through the window.
“Oy!” At the repeat of the earlier sound, I turned my head to see my sister cracking her knuckles visibly.
“I guess you need a little reminder of who is the boss here.”
I flinched at the dangerous smile that appeared on my older sibling's face. Great, I just had to open my mouth at the wrong moment. This was gonna hurt….
*Scene Break*
I was still rubbing my neck when I had reached the school. Big sis may be way too attractive for my good, but she also had the meanest headlock I had ever felt. That was gonna sting for a while I was sure. At least she hadn’t brought out any of the advanced wrestling moves. Still, so far that was a pretty standard day all things considered. Even if I would have rather avoided that experience.
Now of course that meant that something had to happen to bring new and unexpected strangeness to my life. That is the basic pattern after all.
“Kyon! You are just who I needed.” Came the happy voice of Haruhi just as I stepped into the room. She looked up from her place in front of the club’s own computer. Yes, the one we had gotten by force from the Computer Club.
At first nothing seemed out of the unusual. We had discussed yesterday on how to keep Yuki distracted for a while after all. So I had expected her to jump me as soon as I stepped into the room. But that was when things went weird.
“I want you to help me find something to do for the SOS brigade. I just checked, our anniversary is this week! We founded our glorious club half a year ago and now we need to do something to celebrate.”
And I had absolutely no clue what Haruhi was talking about. Which in itself wasn’t that strange, at times she could devolve into a jargon that made no lick of sense to me. Especially when she tried to explain her messing with local reality or Yuki screwing with the fundamentals of existence. And she really loved poking fun at me for not understanding her words way too much. Sorry for not having a degree in quantum physics or whatever nonsense I would need to study to understand this stuff.
But this, this was a bit different than normal. Because I actually understood her words and what she meant, but there was some background I didn’t have. Alright, had something happened to distract her from our real goal? Was the SOS brigade some part of the Data Entity or something? Regardless, it was rather clear that Haruhi wasn’t aware of our plans from yesterday.
Right I should probably just ask…
And that was of course when the door behind me opened and the figure of Yuki Nagato stepped into the Literary Club room. There went any chance to just ask the questions I wanted answered. The small girl walked by me and I heard a very quiet ‘morning’ from her before she stepped over towards a chair, pulled out a book from her bag and started to read silently.
Sweet Yuki, if she weren’t so incredibly dangerous in her suppressed desires for adventure I would love to spend my days in the same club room as her. After a few moments of observing the newcomer, I turned back towards Haruhi and wondered how I could bring this whole matter back on track. Still, something felt like it was missing beyond what Haruhi had said, but I couldn’t quite say what it was.
“Uhhhh.. maybe we could have a concert? We rocked pretty well that one time, do you remember?” That we would have to get instruments, a big room to sing and lots of other stuff went unsaid. But that didn’t mean I had forgotten. Nope, while I certainly agreed that all the girls in the club had great voice, (And even though I would never say it out loud, Koizumi could also make me hum along if he would stop smirking all the damned time.) this would inevitably mean extortion, theft and great damage to my poor wallet.
Alright, it couldn't be helped, had to bring out something to get her back on track.
If that meant I would get to see some sexy cosplay that was purely a side-effect. Taking one last look to make sure that Yuki was concentrated on her book, I closed my eyes and pulled on my power. It was always strange, to call up what Yuki had made me from, what I was at my core instead of the normal boy whose role I was playing.
It was a bit scary just how big and powerful I felt every time I let it out.
“Oh Haruhi, I think I have a better idea.”
The brunette looked up at me, probably about to ask me for details in that arrogant voice I knew so well when her mouth opened in shock. I smirked, feeling the confidence that this form brought filling my being.
I grasped Haruhi’s chin, moving closer to her and smiled my best smile. And then the red appeared on the girl’s face, just like I was used to. Hah, all of that bullshit data manipulation was meaningless in the face of a little bit of seductive charm.
Alright, maybe that was a bit of an understatement on my part here, but it still made me feel quite satisfied seeing her all baffled. The hints of deeper and more animalistic emotions in her eyes were also quite welcome.
“Ehhhh… yes?” Haruhi said eloquently at my words.
“Yes you see, I had thought that maybe we could do some cosplay. I mean, you do have quite the nice body, don’t you and you can also get Nagato and Asahina involved? That sounds like a fun idea, right?” Haruhi opened her mouth, then closed it again like she was a fish in an aquarium. Right, I would need to give her further details of course. We had taken a good deal of discussion before deciding which characters would do good. I didn’t want to screw with the plan if Asahina and Koizumi remembered it.
Still, right now Haruhi was basically putty in my hands. I hadn’t met any girl who would say no to me while I was in this state. An advantage of being the living fantasy of a certain omnipotent teenage girl I guessed. Who would have thought that shy little Yuki secretly wanted to have a guy who could make any girl cream herself with a smile?
Still, her reaction was a bit extreme even for that, she acted almost like this was the first time I had done this to her.
Just as I decided to ask some questions and give further “suggestions”, a small hand grabbed me by the shoulder and pulled me away from Haruhi. This was an unexpected event, one which I hadn’t seen coming at all. Redundancy aside, the delicate hand held firmly onto me and I found myself dragged along by the surprising strength of Yuki Nagato. Before I knew it, the petite girl had gotten us out of the SOS brigade and into the hallway outside. She kept dragging me along further and further before pushing me into an empty classroom.
Alright, wait a moment. This wasn’t a scenario I was used to. Could it be that I had accidentally hit Yuki with my charm? If yes, that wasn’t good at all. The last time that had happened we had almost had a school wide orgy.
“You appear to have been influenced by some manner of corruptive influence.” And now Yuki was talking in a manner that was rather not like her. Now yes, she was quiet, but that deadpan way of speaking was totally off. And her poker face was also confusing as heck. This was strange, a mystery, something that left me with an unfortunate taste in my mouth.
And I couldn’t even use my powers to make an explanation. Hitting Yuki with that was only going to make things worse.
“Ah, what do you need from me? I don’t really understand what you are saying.” I said, trying to keep the power flowing into my words to a minimum. Still, a small blush appeared on Yuki’s face and wasn’t that worrying.
“Interference in Data-Regulation, Metaphysical Variation Discovered, Foreign Data Introduced into Unit Nagato Yuki, System-Scan Started, Attempting to Delete Foreign Data.” Huh, that sounded vaguely familiar… like that time when Haruhi had tried to neutralize the effect of my powers… wait that made no sense! Was this actually Yuki or a Data Entity impersonating her?
“Failure To Delete Data, Warning Foreign Data Has Begun Propagating, Beginning Quarantine Procedure, Locking Off Systems Omega, Zeta, Epsilon….” Nagato’s words started to speed up until she was talking too fast for me to understand. It sounded like the humming of a insect rather than the voice of a human.
Inside of me, I felt my power bubbling like a pond of water that was being disrupted. This wasn’t good, she really was trying to stop my powers from affecting her like Haruhi did back then. If that was the case then...
My power exploded in a fountain of invisible force and then blasted right into the girl in front of me. It was like a tea kettle that had grown too hot and had water blasting out of it. Yuki, or the fake that was impersonating her skidded backwards as if something had crashed into her from the front. She hit the wall and her entire body shuddered as if she was suddenly being showered in ice cold water.
The humming sound slowed down until it once again became understandable to humans.
“... Quarantine of Tertiary and Secondary Systems Failed, Primary Systems 48 % Compromised and Increasing.” I could see her eyes dilating a little and her breathing become shallow.
“Experiencing Heightened Reproductive Stimuli from Unknown Artificial Source. Attempting to Reject, Rejection Failed, Data is Being Introduced Into Main System.” The fake Yuki licked her lips and took a deep breath before continuing in her strange monologue. By this time there was no doubt that this wasn’t the actual girl. She even lacked the glasses that were basically trademark of the real deal. How had I not noticed that until now?
“Overloading Pleasure Response Within Nervous System. Countermeasure Failed. Hormone System Has Been Infiltrated, Creating Heavily Addictive Secretions Throughout the Interface’s Body.” The girl bent backwards and I could easily see that her nipples had grown hard and were poking out of her shirt. Was she even wearing a bra? I was pretty sure Yuki did wear one, but maybe I was wrong? Or maybe this fake didn’t check?
“Ph.. Phallic Craving Rising Above Regular Parameters, 10%, 20%, 40%, 70%... Systems Overloading From Pleasure Responses, Attempting Emergency Deactivation, Failure, Failure, Fail..”
Yuki went stock still, her face for the first time since I had met her showing a visage of unrestrained pleasure. Her hips bucked exactly once, the speed and force behind the action belying her tiny frame. My eyes wandered across her body and I saw a thin trickle of a unidentifiable liquid coming down between her legs. Then all strength seemed to leave the alien and she just collapsed onto the ground.
Alright, what was I supposed to do in this situation? I guess it was the right thing to go and try to help her? I was pretty sure she was still muttering something, though much quieter than before. Slowly I bent forward and lightly shook the fake Yuki’s shoulder.
The brunette opened her mouth and a strange echoing sound escaped her mouth that immediately reminded me of a baboon in heat. How did I know that it was the sound of a baboon, much less one in heat? Hell if I knew, but it was fucking confusing that I can tell you. I took a few steps back and carefully looked at the girl, thinking that maybe I should start running now.
The false Yuki looked up at me, eyes unfocused and only vaguely keeping track of me. “Data Corruption Detected. Altering Audio File.” A short moment of silence followed before the girl opened her mouth and gave off a really deep throated erotic moan that would have made me ready in a moment, if it weren’t spoken backwards. And now I had the weirdest boner in the history of mankind, great.
“Reproductive Organs At Peak Sensitivity, All Attempts At Data Manipulation Has Failed, Recommending Alternate Method, Uploading Sexual Intercourse and Seduction Programs.”
Immediately Yuki’s sitting stance changed. She shifted until she was a bit straighter, her eyes took on a strangely harsh but passionate tone. Her entire being seemed to focus on one task as she opened her mouth and said.
“Hey baby, come here often?”
I opened my mouth, but no answer came out because… actually I really don’t even know what to say here. Did I need to give an explanation?
“Come on, why don’t you let me play a little with those puppies of yours? I am sure I can make you a happy girl.” The impersonator paused after this, tilted her head and seemed to shudder slightly again.
“Corrupted Data Detected, Corrupted Data Detected, Corrupted Data Detected, Beginning Reconfiguration. Please Wait Warmly, This Interface Is Being Readied For A Good Fucking.”
I wanted to just laugh at this, because it had really reached the point where it was just surreal. “Hey ehhh… Yuki or whoever you are. I am just gonna go… get some help or something… so you wait and do your reconfiguration alright?” Without waiting for her to answer I made a run for it, rushing down the hallway with surprising speed.
When I reached the end of the hallway, I looked back, somewhat worried that the girl had gotten up and followed me.
I blinked…
No one was sitting where the fake Yuki had been when I had started running.
Well… that happened… or did it? Maybe… maybe I wasn’t quite there? Could I be on drugs? It wouldn’t be the strangest I had experienced and who knew, it could be that someone had gotten me high. Haruhi had enough powers to do it and Koizumi had access to stuff from the future so maybe. Or maybe I was dreaming and I would wake up in a bit while listening to my sister’s complaining. Heh, maybe it was even Yuki’s doing, had she read some book about mushrooms, hallucinations and stuff and gotten everything weird and confusing because of that?
Hopefully it was that, because holy heck the option that this was all real without any reality warping would be way... way more disturbing.
Sun Jul 16 17:40:27 2017
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