Ran's Alter Ego - Bi the Way...

Unending BE - episode 1379722

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Ran could not believe how easy it was to get Darling to agree to go out with her. Lum had to be doing something wrong in keeping a hold of her man. It was like her mother said, men just needed a strong woman to hold their dicks in a vise to make sure they know who’s in charge.

“So where are we going?” Ran fluttered her eyelashes at Ataru. Yes, he was very easy to control. She’d show him what he had been missing all this time once he learned she was Lum….’s friend!

“Oh I was thinking we could go see a movie! There are some interesting films that I bet a cute girl like you hasn’t had the chance to see!” Ataru said.

“That sounds like fun! I haven’t seen many movies here!” At least not Earth ones. Her parents had a massive collection of films. Mrs. Invader was quite the movie buff. She had to use subtitles a lot though, especially since she didn’t think highly of most Onieese dubs. Ran hugged Ataru’s arm, making sure to let him feel her chest pressing tightly against him. This helpfully removed most of the blood from his brain, which should render him easily confusable.

Alas for Ran, she didn’t realize that Ataru spent more time thinking with his dick than his other organs, so this was no handicap for his plan. Granted, it was a dumb plan, but that’s becuase Ataru Moroboshi is a bit of an idiot on the best of days. On the worst of days he sucked intelligence out of a room like a black hole sucks in matter.

His current plan was from a middle of the road day. Don't worry. That mortal terror you're feeling is completely natural.

Shinobu Miyake had been having a good day. She had gotten a good test score, had managed to get the best shortcake from the bakery, and had managed to get through the entire day without being exposed to any sort of weirdness. A perfectly ordinary, very good day. When had she last experienced one of those?

...

"Is that Ataru Moroboshi taking a girl into a theatre?" Shinobu asked aloud. Then she looked at the movie listed. "Is that Ataru Moroboshi taking a girl to see 'Invasion of the Buxom Babes From Dimension Sex'?"

That theater was not a place respectable girls went to! No! It was a place perverted boys and… and… and girls with lewd interests who were in no way good or ordinary went to! No chaste, decent girl would ever go to see a movie with a title like that! The girl on Ataru’s arm was not one Shinobu recognized. She was very cute, almost doll like, with curly pink hair and a sweet smile. No way a girl that nice looking would be interested in a film like… like that.

"One for Invasion of the Buxom Babes," Shinobu said to the man at the ticket desk who was clearly not being paid enough for their job.

“How old are you?” He said in a monotone voice.

“Old enough.” Shinobu said.

“OK.” He said, and without even bothering to check. Clearly not being paid nearly enough.

“Why are you going into a porno with Darling!?” Lum spoke into Ran’s earclip despite it not being on at the moment.

“I don’t know!?” Ran whispered, “Maybe he’s just, you know, you haven’t been taking care of his needs!”

“I will take care of his needs when he stops asking other girls to do it!” Lum hissed, “Not like you haven’t imagined that sort of thing! I bet you’ll like this movie with all those naked girls!”

“So what if I will? Me and Darling with love to watch a steamy film together!” Ran said.

“Uh, Ran?” Ataru said.

“Tee-ee! Sorry, I was just thinking aloud about how fun this movie is going to be. I’ve never heard of such an interesting title before!” Ran tittered, and got into her seat. “I mean, an invasion? Hmmm I wonder what could it be about? Are the Buxom Babes going to take over the Earth?” Ran’s perspective was probably a bit different than Ataru’s, since she had seen quite a few planets get Invaded with a capital I in her life. Would this be some kind of sexed up tag game?

Ooohhh that sounded naughty. A “Tag” game where you had to make your opponent orgasm to win. She wondered if there were any Oni pornos like that. Or a wet T-shirt contest. Or a stripping and pole dancing show.

“Rannn stop thinking things like that!” Lum complained, she was always a bit more of a prude than Ran. Which was funny because in most ways Lum was the more adventurous one.

The theater dimmed, and Ran got ready to snuggle close to Ataru. She’d get her hands on him and show Lum just how-

“This is a new low even for you!” A giant popcorn bucket was smashed over Ataru’s head.

“Shinobu!?” Ataru said, his head popping out of the popcorn, “Wow I had no idea you were into this-”

“I’m not! Shinobu shouted. Leading to a chorus of people shushing her.

Ran knew Shinobu, of course, from all the stories Lum had told her about the former rival for Darling’s affection. She was a girl who was short tempered and yet somehow boring. Yet also rather cute, Ran could see why Ataru had dated her, at least in terms of looks. But she was here, and trying to stop her date with Ataru! She wanted to see how the Buxom Babes took over Earth! And how hot it was! Also, 'Dimension Sex'? How did that work? She'd been on vacation to Dimension X, but surely it couldn't be anything like that.

“Hello, you must be Darling’s ex-girlfriend.” Ran stood up from her seat and lept over to Shinobu’s. In the background the opening credits were playing, consisting of stock footage of Earth and public domain music.

“Darling?” Shinobu said.

“Hi! I’m Ran, how about we have a little chat before I get to see this really interesting new movie!” Ran said, and grabbed Shinobu’s wrist to pull them closer to the back of the theater, past several horny moviegoers who were not focusing on the screen.

Shinobu could have easily held her ground, but she wanted to warn off this girl before she made some horrible mistake. Even beyond agreeing to date Ataru, even being tricked into slipping into such a dirty movie! This cute, sweet, very busty girl clearly had no idea how cruel the world could be, let alone what it would think of her for being seen in this theater with… Ataru of all people! Oh the whispers, the gossip, the shame.

She might never get to be a bride!

So the two girls were now in the back of the theater, with Shinobu being pushed into a seat under the projector, with Ran straddling her. This covered up the film from her view and left the cute, yet somewhat familiar looking face looming over her. Funny, this would be threatening if Ran wasn’t so obviously cute and helpless looking.

“So, Shinobu, what are you doing here?” Ran said.

“Eh?” Shinobu looked into her eyes, “How do you know my name?”

“Does it matter?” Ran said, and one hand was placed on Shinobu’s chest, feeling her rapidly accelerating heartbeat. “You’re his ex, and ex-girlfriends should mind their own business.” Her eyes were narrowed and her other hand rested on Shinobu’s thigh.

“I just… just didn’t want him tricking you with this movie!”

Ran giggled, “You think I don’t know that he took me to a porno? I know exactly the kind of man he is, and that’s interesting. For both me and my dear friend.”

Shinobu felt her face heat up. This girl was just as dangerous as Lum! The two seemed to be almost mirror images of each other! Lum with her sultry looks and skimpy outfit covering up a cheerful girl who seemed almost cutely naive, and then you had this cute and sweet girl who it was clear from the look on her face she was far more dangerous than her cute exterior suggested!

So dangerous that Shinobu wasn't able to react in time before this strange girl pushed her lips up against Shinobu's and left her feeling quite literally weak at the knees. Shinobu’s heart-rate exploded, her body went limp in this girl's hands, slumping back into the back of the chair she was sitting in.

"For a plain, ordinary Earth girl, your lips taste nice," Ran said, running her tongue around Shinobu's lips.

“Mmm...ahh…” Shinobu groaned, and she opened her mouth, which Ran took as an invitation and the next thing she knew her tounge was being pulled in by Ran’s. She no longer had the energy to hold back years of repressed attraction. Ran’s legs wrapped around Shinobu’s thigh, and began grinding against her, one hand slipping under Shinobu’s mouse.

Shinobu gasped when suddnely her bra was undone and she felt a cool hand began squeezing her and-

“Ran what are you doing!?” A voice screamed in Ran’s ear, making her jump off Shinobu, who lay in the seat in a slight daze.

“Lum!?” Ran said, and Shinobu wondered where Lum was, she couldn’t see her.

“Give her back her energy and stop… stop trying to seduce her!? I thought you were on a date with Darling!”

“Can’t a girl have some fun?” Ran said with a huff, “Besides, I thought you didn’t want me to drain Darling.”

“That doesn’t mean I want you to… drain and hook up with Shinobu!” Lum said. “You know that would cause a lot of problems!”

“I think Darling wouldn’t mind watching us.” Ran said with a sly giggle.

“Ran, you’re drunk on Shinobu’s energy, gosh this is why I keep stopping you from draining people. You go too far.”

Ran groaned. As much as she hated to admit it Lum had a point. She had been planning on basically seducing Ataru to make… some kind of point to Lum. Making out with Shinobu wasn’t part of the plan, as fun as it had been. Ran wondered why Lum wasn’t into girls like she was, they shared so many other interests! But Lum was straight while Ran was bi. “Here we go Shinobu, your energy back.” Ran leaned forward and gave Shinobu a much less intense peck on the lips. Shinobu felt her strength return, and she sat up.

“Hey, where is Lum?” Shinobu looked around. “You were having a conversation with her, right?”

“She left already to deal with Darling.” Ran said, “Now how about you go, I don’t need-”

“Ladies I’m afraid I’ll have to ask you to leave.” A very bored voice said. Both Ran and Shinobu turned to see a young woman who looked like she was not being paid nearly enough. “It’s policy that only the movie can turn on our theatergoers, and the little lesbian show you just put on is distracting them.”

Sure enough, around half the theater was sitting on their knees peering over their chairs. With only one hand visible. To Ran’s annoyance, Ataru was one of the half not watching them.

“Fine.” Ran stood up, “Come on Ex-Girlfriend.”

“W-what?!”

“You wanna stay and watch this?” Ran said, and Shinobu’s face turned red and followed.

“Ataru won’t even notice you're gone. He tried to pull that trick on me once and he didn’t notice me leave. He even asked me what I thought!” Shinobu said the moment they were in daylight. “Now for the best you shouldn’t go out with him.”

One thing about Ran is that she tends to fall for people very easily. Rei was the love of her life because he liked her cooking. She had crushed hard on Benten for a bit after beating Lum at Setsubun. And of course there was Ataru, who’s proposal had won over Lum’s heart in around five seconds. Shinobu being so… tasty, and very obviously into the kiss despite her own denial, well, it was enough to make Ran want to see more.

Of course, she also wanted to continue to try and get Ataru’s attention. Why shouldn’t she be able to? What better way to prove Mother wrong than to show her that multiple people wanted her! Huh? Who’s the unlovable bitch now!? That’s right!

So Ran slid over to Shinobu and traced her arm, “OK! How about instead of Darling you take me out somewhere then Ex-Girlfriend?”

Shinobu’s jaw dropped. “What!?” She shirked, “No way! I’m not some pervert who kisses girls!”

“Eh?” Ran blinked. Pervert? That didn’t make sense to her. Nobody in the wider Galaxy cared what gender the person you wanted to date was. Not Male, not female, not Triad, not even Norp. Let alone infinate alternate gender expressions and non-binary people. “What are you talking about?” It was at this point that Ran’s spite engines got running, and she leaned in closer to Shinobu, “Don’t act like you weren’t loving it. I drained you and you got hotter, you know how rare that is?” If this girl was going to say Ran was wrong, then Ran would have her begging to be Ran’s girlfriend if she had anything to say about it!

“Excuse me I’m perfect normal girl while you…” Shinobu’s eyes widened, “You know Lum, you called me an Earth girl! You’re an alien!” She gasped, “Oh god you’re an alien trying to find earth girls to probe and carry freakish hybrid babies aren’t you!?”

“Where did you get that idea. I just think you’re cute like Darling.” Ran said, “But yes, I am not human. I’m… err… an Oni like Lum!”

“Really? You don’t have horns or anything like that.”

“Gosh you sure are accepting stereotypes.” Ran said, and with a grin leaned in and kissed Shinobu again. Shinobu shrieked into her mouth, and tried to push Ran off. But she found her strenght gone! Instead her pressing up against Ran’s chest lead to the alien girl to kiss deeper, and Shinobu felt heat well up inside her and-

Ran pulled away, “Tasty. I just sucked away your strength.”

“E..eh?” Shinobu said.

“It’s a thing I can do. Suck away energy with a kiss.” Ran brushed her hair back, “I was going to punish Darling for being so rude to Lum by draining him of his youth for a couple days, see if he’d be more faithful as an old man.” Ran grinned, “I just took your strength, and if you want it back… talk to Lum. She’ll decide when you can lift a pencil again!” Ran held up her hand to her mouth, ”Ohohohohoho!” She skipped off, leaving Shinobu behind.

“I sure showed her!” Ran said happily, back in her room. “Gosh to think humans have such… backwards thoughts on gender and sexuality.” She tossed off her cute clothing, she needed to get dressed for when Darling came back home.

“I think you were a little hard on Shinobu…” Lum said, “She was just worried about you! You know how Darling is.” She straightened out her hair and slid in the special clips into her hair, and put on her favorite Tiger Print Bikini. She knew Darling liked to look at her like this, even if he pretended not to.

“She should mind her own business! Now I don’t know what those Buxom Babe aliens were going to do to take over Earth!” Ran said with huff, “Now, when Shinobu comes and asks you all about me you’re going to tell her about what good friends we are right?”

“Of course I am! You’re my best friend Ran, even if you’re a bit of a pain sometimes…” Lum said, “So, what do you want her to do to get your strength back?”

“You can figure it out.” Ran said, “I’m tired, I’m going to bed.” She yawned and collapsed onto Lum’s bed, falling asleep without slipping under the blankets.

“Right.” Lum said, and flew out of her room. She peeked out the window and saw Ataru trying to sneak back in. ”Darrrllinnng!” out came the lighting bolts. “How dare you try and see a dirty movie without me! And with another girl too!”

“How did you figur- No I didn’t!” Ataru protested to deaf ears.

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Tritan

Sun Feb 23 18:55:17 2020

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