Suddenly, Nabiki looked up at one of the walls. "Hey, did you hear something?"
Mr. T shook his head, and was about respond when the entire west wall of the building suddenly buckled in and collapsed to make way for a WWII-era German Panzer division, which proceeded to trundle most of the way into the living room and crush the furniture, PC included. A hatch on top of the lead tank slid open and someone decked out as a general emerged.
"Zilence!" he shouted in English with a bad, B-movie German accent. "Zis living room and all zitizens inside are hereby annexed in the name of the Fatherland!"
A second German, wearing thick glasses and carrying a hefty stack of papers, popped out next to him and stage-whispered into his ear. "Sir, technically we were actually on the same side as Japan in--"
"ZILENCE!" the general shouted again. "Did you not hear what I just zaid? Zis room is of paramount tactical zignificence in the upcoming conflict! Fuzermore, we have evidence that za certain treacherous Russian cyborg has been sighted in this area! Do you want the scum Communists to control this area, Lieutenant?"
"Uh, no sir, I..."
"Good! Zen we are in agreement!"
At this moment, Kasumi walked in to find out what all the commotion was about. Carefully setting down a tray loaded with tea on the half of the table that still stuck out from under a tank, she turned to Nabiki.
"Are these friends of yours, Nabiki? Could you tell me what they're saying?"
Nabiki's English was good enough -- barely -- to understand what the general had been saying through his thick accent, but she wasn't sure it'd be an entirely good idea to tell Kasumi. "Oh, they're just here to visit."
"Oh, good! Ask them if they'd like some tea."
"ZILENCE!" the general boomed for the third time. "Do zot speak in your mongrel foreign tongue when I am present!"
The lieu tent coughed. "Sir, if I may be so bold as to point it out, you happen to be speaking in a mongrel foreign tongue yoursel--"
"ZILENCE!"
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