Impressionable Music Headphones: These look like ordinary headphones that plug into an MP3 player, or walkman. However any music that passes through these headphones gains the power to change its listener. For instance, If one were to listen to “Sexy Naughty Bitchy Me”, that person would become sexy naughty and bitchy. The listener is oblivious to the changes, but only the listener, and not the rest of the world.
Adult Playing Cards: These look like an ordinary deck of playing cards but don’t be deceived. If you play a game not knowing what they are, then players will be gradually bimbofied with each losing hand and restored with each winning hand. Forfeiting the game is an automatic loss. If you do know what they are, then players can bet there attributes (physical and mental) transferring these attributes to whoever gets the winning hand. The rules hold for any game. No one can resist a challenge from the holder of the deck.
The Pied Pipers flute. This is a fashionable recorder flute. When played the listener becomes aroused and suggestible. The power of the flute depends on how well you can play and its magic does not increase or decrease your musical aptitude.
The Happy Purchase Cash Register: This cash register guarantees that all customers will be happy with their purchases, and find them useful. If a man buys tampons for his wife, he will become a woman having her period. If he buys a toy for his daughter, he will become an age appropriate girl who will love the toy herself.
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