It was a difficult thing, stomping into a room in a huff while levitating through the air. It loses some of its impact without the solid feeling of a heel slamming into the ground with a satisfying “thud”. It’s a funny thing, but that noise and the knowledge it was caused by the irate person often helps that person discharge some of that anger. Without that sound the anger just builds and builds until it inevitably reaches a pressure too great for the mind to be kept in, and all of a sudden Lum was throwing her chair across the room.
At her best Lum was an extremely attractive alien girl who just so happened to have cute little horns protruding from the top of her head. This particular image was enhanced significantly by the fact that her typical attire consisted of a striped bikini and a pair of boots. One might think this could leave her a little bit chilled, but considering that her non-flight-oriented superhuman ability involved the spontaneous generation of electricity - well, let’s just say that she has a fast and efficient metabolism that generates sufficient warmth within her own body that this is not quite so much of an issue. So, you could say that she was hot and she was warm.
So, that was at her best. Sexy, beautiful, very easy on the eyes, cute as a button. At her worst? Fangs. Big angry eyes. Electricity sparking through the air around her. ‘Twas a sight that would send most men fleeing for the hills or at the very least for something to shelter under to hide from the inevitable lightning.
As a side note? That’s actually a pretty horrible idea. Much better to stay away from tall things in a thunderstorm and keep as low as possible. Less likely to be hit that way. Not that even this would save you from Lum’s wrath, because her lightning could be directed towards its intended target. In that particular instance the best advice is to not piss her off.
“What kind of a boyfriend is he anyway?!” Lum yelled. “All Rei wants to do is eat! Eat! Eat! Food is all he thinks about! All he cares about! How can someone that handsome be so damned stupid?! Doesn’t he know that I have needs too? Doesn’t he care?!”
It just wasn’t fair! He was the most handsome guy in the universe, but could be outwitted by a bag of rocks. If that bag of rocks was suffering from a hangover and a concussion, and had just handed Rei a sheet of paper with the header “The exact method I intend to use to deceive you.”
Not that it would be hard or anything. All that would ever be needed to trick Rei would be a cupcake. Just, put it precariously on a cliff edge and he’d walk right off after it. Strap it to a pole longer than his arms, and stick the other end of that pole on his head and he’d walk around the planet trying to get it.
There was nothing else for it but to slump onto her bed in a huff. Lum had her pick of any boyfriend she wanted, and she went shallow. Should’ve been easy. Wasn’t like she wanted anything particularly much. In point of fact, she’d written up a list of qualities for what she was looking for in a boyfriend and at first glance Rei had seemed ideal! It was three items long and went something like this.
1: A
2: Fantastic.
3: Shag.
Lum shuddered and felt an old familiar itch start to flare up. It had been kept at bay by her anger at Rei’s lack of empathy for anything outside his digestive system. But now? As it always did after a date with Rei it was back. With a vengeance. Her hand slid down her trim stomach and snaked under the waistband of her bikini bottoms. Moments after this, she mewled happily.
“Mmm, Rei! Why can’t you see? I’m soooo horny! I’d be yours if you asked me! Stop eating that food and eat me out instead!”
But idle fantasy was barely cutting it anymore. It was taking her longer and longer to reach orgasm, and it was only now that she was starting to understand exactly why. She’d aimed too shallow. She’d aimed for a looker. Lum now understood that she should have been aiming for someone able to satisfy her, regardless of how they looked.
What Lum really needed was a completely incurable pervert. Someone that could keep up with her needs and wants. Someone inventive, someone kinda cute in their own way. Right now she’d settle for any of that, but at this very moment in time she had nothing else to satisfy her save that which was powered by battery. She withdrew such a device from her desk and smiled before eagerly licking it from top to bottom. Yes, this was exactly what she needed right now. It was big, it was long and it was covered in yellow and black stripes. Exactly what she needed right now. It was a funny thing. Any other girl would be paying twice their allowance to keep up with how often she used this particular device to its fullest, but since Lum was a sort of living battery herself… Well. It was simply an effective cost-cutting measure, wasn’t it?
Lum smirked as she saw it jump to life with a little spark from her hand. Oh, yes. This would certainly take the edge off after a frustrating date with that handsome, rock-dumb, gluttonous stud. It wasn’t even necessary to tease herself a little, she was already so wet that it slid right inside with barely any resista-
“Exciting news, pumpkin!” her father bellowed from the door. Lum’s eyes went wild, and she rapidly did the only thing she could do in the time allowed before the door crashed open and there stood a hulking, giant, ogre-like being with a half-manic grin.
“H-Hello, Daddy,” Lum said, squirming slightly on her bed. Oh, goodness, but this was horrible timing! “What sort of n-news did you mean?”
“We’ve found another planet to conquer! Some primitive place called Earth. They still think light is the speed limit of the universe, apparently. What a hoot! Shouldn’t take long to make ’em surrender!”
“I-I see! That does sound fuuuuuhn.” The word wasn’t so much said as exhaled. She had to control her emotions better, or she might well send little bursts of electricity into completely the wrong place, and then - well, that was barely worth thinking about!
“That’s not the exciting part,” her father said, chuckling and giving her a reassuring pat on the shoulder that caused her body to shake and - ah, ah, ah! - reminded her that he really didn’t know his own strength. “Your mother and I got to talking, and we decided that you were old enough to run this game yourself!”
Lum’s breath caught in her throat. Run her own game? She’d be the one playing tag with a random native? As per tradition before they conquered a planet? She’d been looking forward to this for years! Lum’s fingers curled around her matress in a futile attempt to control herself. Control. Don’t get too excited about this, or you’ll get really excited about this! No! Not now! Not -
“Oh, yessssss!”
“I knew you’d be happy!” her father said! “Haha, we just need to make the preparations, and we’ll be there by morning. You have a good night’s sleep, pumpkin, and we’ll screw those humans when we arrive!”
“Yes! Yes! YES!”
As her father left, Lum was barely aware of him laughing to himself and the words “That’s my girl! Can barely wait to take over a primitive culture! She does her daddy proud!”
As an anticipation-induced orgasm rocked her body into a state of near unconsciousness, Lum’s mind began to wander. Her first game of tag against a soo- to-be-conquered alien being! It was so exciting! She could hardly wait to find out who it would be!
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