Graduate This!

Unending BE - episode 43881

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Rick marched from the small office with Principal Geiser. The two made their way to the lab where Rick had constructed the diabolical device that had caused so much trouble. Rick clicked on the overhead light, which illuminated a circle on a tabletop in the center of the room.

"Those are some failed prototypes," Rick said, indicating a few uncompleted devices in the center of the table. "Have a look."

Unfortunately, Geiger was either cocky, arrogant or stupid enough to turn her back on Rick. As soon as she picked up one of the devices to examine it. Rick slammed a heavy wrench into the back of her skull: WHAM! Geiger's skull split with a sickening CRACK! In a sudden rage, Rick pounded her face with thew wrench again and again: "So, you're going to graduate me to 7-11, eh?" WHAM! "McDonald's?" WHAM! "GODDAMN BITCH!!!" WHAM!

Jim stood up, letting the gory wrench fall from his grasp. He breathed heavily for a few moments. Problem solved! And now to dispose of the body, Jim thought. Shall Jim dump the miserable slag . . .

  1. *. . . in a hole in the backyard?
  2. . . . in the "MISCELLANEOUS MEAT" bin in the school cafeteria?
  3. *. . . on the compost heap next to the shed of Willie McTeague, the school groundskeeper?
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Dr. Hook

Tue Oct 26 13:14:05 1999

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