High above the little town of Shadow Peak, USA, beyond the stratosphere and past the maxisphere and just to the left of the oohthisisreallyhighosphere, something strange was orbiting the Earth. If anyone had bothered to look way up there, they would have seen a huge, silver colored, disc shaped, flying saucer with two blinking purple lights. But no one bothered to look. And why? Because they were too busy fucking around with porn sites on the internet.
Inside of that strange spaceship stood the Master Controller. He was cold and alien, unlike anything Mankind had ever faced before. And he looked exactly like Ed Wood.
HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa!!! the Master Controller laughed evilly. "Invasion Plan #10 is working exactly as predicted! Now only one thing stands in our way to completely subjugating this planet with an army of mutant astro-zombies! That damned BE GUN!!! It must be destroyed! I will send Astro-zombie 1 and Astro-zombie 2 to retrieve it. And then the invasion can trully begin!" HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa!!!
Back on Earth, the two astro-zombies (aka Jim and Principal Geiser) recieve their instructions via electro-mental telepathy. Since Cindy was the last person seen with the Gun (which unfortunately is the only working model on the planet) the two undead mutants head off into the hills above the town to search her out.
But Jim and Geiser aren't the only ones looking for Cindy. The police were combing the area as well. They wanted her for vandalism, destruction of school property, public defecation, indecency, running around town butt-naked, and of course for kidnapping her boyfriend Jimmy.
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Mon Nov 1 13:11:53 1999