***I interrupt this storyline to bring you the next installment of JATEE. To get this storyline back on track and ignore my interloping, simply select option #2 below, down there just above the Jean.***
LET'S RECAP!
Jean is missing. He's been changed by the evil witch Miserela into the words Go back at the end of every BE Addventure episode.
His roomate Gerald is also missing. He's actually encountered the town of Shadow Peak, from the BE Addventure, somehow made real by Miserelda's spell. Gerald has just met Jim and Rick, doing what Jim and Rick do - invent strange devices in order to get/lay/humiliate girls.
Lana is the only remaining roomate. She has read through hundreds and hundreds of BE Addventure episodes, after discovering the website while sifting through Jean's computer in an effort to find clues. Now she is well-versed in the lives and plots of Jim, Rick, Robin, Sharon, Madison, and the rest of the main characters of the (supposedly) fictional Shadow Peak.
However, in her latest explorations she stumbled across the Recent Episodes page and began reading about her friends Gerald and Jean in episodes that are occurring in real life. This revelation has summoned the witch Miserelda herself!
RECAP OVER!
"Well, dearie!" the witch Miserelda boomed. "You've put yourself in quite a pickle, with all your snooping around. Should have minded your own business, shouldn't you?" She began to laugh, an ugly cackle.
"Who--who are you?" Lana said, cowering away from the crazy old woman.
"I'm Miserelda the Witch," Miserelda told her. "The one who is about to do something very messy and very final to you, dearie." She raised her wand, and the tip of the twisted twig began to glow a sickly yellow.
"Wait!" Lana yelled. "Can I ask you a few questions first?"
Miserelda thought it over. "Asking questions can't hurt, I suppose. What do you want to know, before you die?"
Lana began to think, trying to come up with the question that would save her life.
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Meanwhile, Gerald, Rick, and Jim sat at a picnic bench, eating pizza and watching as the cheerleaders suddenly realized they were doing their routine in the nude, and began to scream and run wildly in all directions, cupping their bare breasts while simultaneously trying to cover their exposed pubic hair (or lack thereof).
"Haha! Look at them run!" Rick yelled. Jim was snapping photo after photo with his iPhone's zoom lens.
"So, this is what you two do for fun, is it?" Gerald asked, still trying to make heads or tails of the two weird nerds.
"Yeah, pretty much," Jim agreed. "But stuff like this happens all the time in Shadow Peak, whether we cause it or not."
Gerald believed it. He also believed that these nutty characters must in some way be responsible for his friend Jean's disappearance.
"Say, do you want to come back to my place and see my other inventions?" Jim asked.
"Never mind him, do you want to help me finish my Orgazmo-Meter? When it's done it will be able to control the intensity of any female orgasm within fifty feet!"
Gerald stared at Rick and Jim. "Why didn't you make it affect male orgasms instead?"
Rick and Jim exchanged a glance, then Jim shrugged. "Never thought of that, I guess! This guy's a genius, Rick. Let's share him and we can both benefit!"
"Agreed! Let's go!"
They led Gerald off as, back on campus, Lana questioned the Witch.
Meanwhile, at the bottom of every BE Addventure page, Jean stared out helplessly, in the form of the words reading Go back.
Go back - Go to the parent episode.
Thu Nov 27 04:17:55 2014
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