The last thing Kim remembered was trying to stop Drakken from using the second-hand Inviso Ray machine in one of his mad take-over-the-world schemes. She had just reached the controls when Shego again blasted one of her green energy plasmas at her. As she ducked,she may have accidentally thrown the controls the wrong way. The plasma missed her, though, but it must have hit the machine. There was an explosion and then blackness.
Shego was laughing. But it didn't sound as if she was standing over Kim in triumph. No. Her scorn was directed at someone else. "Well, Drakken! No wonder you wear such loose clothes!"
The first thing Kim's eyes saw was a very naked Drakken. Was the blue man intending to something totally immoral with her? With, with THAT?! "Are penises all that, that...size?" she blurted out.
"Well, let's just say, Little Kimmy, that Drakken is to cocks what you are to tits."
"Hey! My breasts are-- YIKES!!" Having glanced down, she then had to stared. No, they were no bigger, but they were exposed. And so, further down, even to her vagina, was the rest of her body. (What had possessed her to get a bikini wax?)
Feeling vulnerable, she looked at Drakken again. "Aren't penises, uh, "hard"?"
"Shut up, you two!!" Drakken cried out in frustrated fury.
"I've been doing my part to keep him impotent," Shego said, stepping towards the teenager. "And you've been doing your part. The idea of world domination may be the only thing that gets off."
Her greatest enemy drawing near, Kim was on her feet, automatically prepared to battle again. It was only as she was assessing her options that she realized, "You, too?" Too much time in the girls' locker room and shower had conditioned her not to pay too much attention to another girl's body. Shego's, though, was definitely a woman's body. And a proud one, at that. She seemed to relish being green.
"Cool it, Princess, I'm not going to fight. Not when we're so public."
Kim wondered if that was a tactic Shego was using to distract her. It it did prompt her to look behind the athletic nude. She saw, then, just how public the three of them were. The lair Drakken had rented had disappeared. (Okay, not literally, as she discovered when she took a step back in her startlement and almost slipped on something "not there".) There were "no walls" to keep out the stares, gawks, and ogles of the outside.
"I'm not ready to give the peasants a Cat Fight Show. Are you Kimmy Kitty?" Shego said.
"This place was cheap! Kim Possible's destroyed so many of my other lairs, this was all that my budget would allow!" Drakken defended his choice of where they were, and so, the people that were getting a free show.
"But we're naked at..."
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