“But we’re naked at the mall!?!” Kim exclaimed, finally becoming self-conscious at her exposure. Dozens of men and women, boys and girls, and even *Gulp!* children were gathered only a few feet from her (and Shego and Drakken). More were coming. Those who weren’t using their cells to take pictures were calling on others to come see and ogle. With the blood rushing to them, Kim’s large, extended nipples hurt from her hands being on them to hide them.
“As I was saying in the exposition, before Shego interrupted,” Drakken said, covering his small, soft privates, “My plan was to place an inviso-field around the local bank. I could then steal enough money to get a decent lair!”
“Yeah,” Shego sneered, her bared boobs on top of her crossed arms. “As if that would’ve worked. Look at what your stupid, cheap, defective aura generator did to this building!”
“And us!!” Kim agreed. Both of the stripped women turned on the scientist incapable of being mad, just utterly annoying.
Think fast, Drakken. “Oh, look! The police!”
“As if that’s going to work!” Shego told him, powering up her green plasma to blast him.
“Uh, Shego. He’s right.” Two mall cops and a genuine officer were gathered outside, and they were no doubt calling in reinforcements.
The green woman with the cupless C’s let out an animalistic growl of frustration. Then rose to the situation: “Watch my smoke!” She promptly blasted the invisible wall on the opposite side of the rules-regs-and-law enforcers.
“Me first! I’m the evil leader!” Drakken called dibs, rushing of the invisible hole as soon as he could no longer hear rubble landing. He promptly found an invisible office chair and was whizzed forward on its wheels, looking as though he were flying, and spinning at the same time. When the legs of the chair something large in the way, he was thrown into the outside. He just happened to land on the instrument of a startled street musician. Both women flinched as the clarinet lodged itself inside the bad doctor.
“Serves him right!” Shego recovered first. As she, more carefully, made her dash for the exit she’d created, she left with, “I wonder how long it'll be before something like that will happen to you, Little Miss Virgin!”
“I’m not a virgin!” Kim cried in self-defense. Then she muttered, “When did being a virgin become a bad thing?”
Wed Jun 08 09:51:57 2016