“Uh, yes...Wade, can you hear me?!” As the aura-only covered Kim was talking one hand was on a buttock and the other over her belly button, as if either could activate her Kimmunicator.
“I’m sorry, Kim, I was in the bathroom when this all started. I’m hacking into the NSA’s worldwide electronics surveillance; maybe I can introduce noise into any information that carries images of your being…” the young genius’s mind seemed to wander, “...all nipples. No wonder they look so pointy when you’re wearing clothes.”
“Wade...!” Kim warned.
“Uh, yeah, sorry, Kim! I don’t know what came over me. Yes, where was I? Your images. Well, the heat sensors show that those nipples and breasts are getting hot from blood. And so is your pubic area. Aren’t those classic signs of a woman’s-”
“Wade!! Keep your mind off of things like that! You’ll become like…” with no Kimmunicator to look at, her eyes ended up looking out Club Banana’s large store windows and the crowd standing outside, staring, gawking, ogling and using their phones to record images of her nipples and - OhIcan’tbelieveI’vebeendoingthat! Kim, too late, hid her vulva behind her thighs. “...You’ll become like non-geniuses!”
“Right! I am in the National Security Agency’s supercomputers! Now to retro-jam all phone and internet mention of your being naked in pub-”
“Wade? Wade?!!” But he was gone. “Oh, no! The NSA shut him down!! He’s in so-oh much trouble because of me!” Kim felt sick. She was now feeling very naked and vulnerable.
“I think not, Kim,” Monique volunteered. “Isn’t he one of those who designed their supercomputers? He’s too valuable to them to do any lasting damage to him.”
“Yes…” That made sense. “But what, then…?” She could really use his help right now.
“Well, you know the kid better than I do, but, What would happen if his computer were flooded with, if you’ll excuse the word, “porn”?”
“I’m not porn!!” But would his computer know that? The answer was, “Parental control!!”
“Uh, huh! That’s right, girl. You’ve told me how he likes to be a good boy for his mama. Plus, he’s smart enough to know that if he got stuck at all the porn sites the world has to offer him, he would never have the time to do any genius stuff!”
“Oh, great!” Kim put an arm over her nipples and a hand over her lap, feeling ever more self-conscious. “You heard how he was reacting just to me. What a time for him to discover hormones!”
Thu Jun 09 08:42:26 2016
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