He's pissed off (or would be, if he had anything left to pee with)

Unending BE - episode 125365

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It was a scene of confusion. One moment there had been a naked girl with oversized breasts passed out on the street, surrounded by concerned (and horny) males. The next moment, the girl (and one of the boys) had disappeared, leaving the concerned males to wonder what had happened. It was a matter of discussion for some time before the crowd dispersed. But to one in that crowd, it was a matter of rather more moment than that...

Nate Grisham had been more horny than concerned at the sight of the nude girl, and apparently insufficiently inhibited as well. As the other men had tried to revive her (and the boy who had disappeared had tried to eat her out), he had done what any red-blooded American idiot would do -- he'd whipped out his tool and started jacking off. It hadn't taken much for him to come, given the situation -- but as soon as he had, all hell seemed to have broken loose. The girl (and the eat-out artist) had disappeared. Okay, Nate could handle that. Problem was, it wasn't all that had disappeared. So had his tool! While the others milled around in confusion, he quickly zipped up and retreated to a nearby alleyway to check out the damage.

Letting down his pants, Nate was convulsed with horror. It was worse than he had thought! Not only had he lost his manhood, it seemed to have been replaced by distinctly feminine sexual organs! To be exact, where his cock and balls had once been, nothing was to be seen by a clit and slit. (His pubic hair had changed color too, but that was the least of his concerns!)

Once the initial shock had diminished, Nate was angry. How could this happen to him? Sure, he'd been jacking off in public, which according to the church he hadn't attended in years was a sin, and no doubt a crime as well. So he'd lose a few brownie-points in Heaven, or maybe get sent to the slammer for a few days. But this? What the hell was going on? He was pretty sure God didn't work like that, and he was sure the police didn't!

One thing was for sure. If this could be done, it could be undone. He was going to find whoever had done this to him, and then there'd be hell to pay!

  1. But in the here and now, he was standing in an alley with his pants around his ankles and a pussy where his cock should have been. Of course someone noticed...
  2. Which just shows how dumb he was. He hadn't a prayer of finding Sharon, even if he managed to connect her with his predicament. Six months of increasingly frustrating investigation later, he started considering surgery...
  3. But he probably never would have achieved either goal, if he hadn't happened to stumble on a mysterious magic shop one day...
  4. First on the docket, of course, was to restore himself. So he went and bought a ferret. He'd heard some intriguing things about those little animals...
  5. But who cares about Nate and his problems? Let's follow up on Sharon and Jim and the Ultimate Remote, shall we?
  6. On the other hand, maybe he should just join the circus and make a living as a side-show freak. Yep, that's what Nate would do...
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Thu Feb 8 15:43:44 2001

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