Konosuba Succubus Shop - Mission Report!

Unending BE - episode 1288775

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Out through the window, her hands held behind her back, the succubus Mistress watched the people of Axel.

Oh how she loved this town. The people were so vibrant, fun, and happy. And so many eager clients! Being an adventurer didn’t give the average person much time for sex, and so like any good businesswoman she was ready to help them out. Oh if only there wasn’t the problem of that Goddess risking dismantling the entire operation. Oh, what a thoroughly irksome presence she was! What good is a Goddess that ruins everyone's happiness? A Goddess of Uselessness, and nothing more! (Elsewhere, on the way to the castle, Kazuma found himself nodding in agreement to a monologue he couldn’t hear.)

That’s when she heard the familiar sound of a pair of cute twins knocking at her door! “Come in!” She said, and with a puff of smoke appeared at her desk.

The door opened, and in came her favorite Investigators! “Hello Boss!” Lefty said.


“We’ve picked up some good news!” Righty said, poofing onto the desk, crossing her legs in a sexy manner. “About that cute little Kazuma. We gave him and his adorable Crimson Demon friend-”

“Who they are totally mutually tsundere for by the way.” Lefty threw in.

“- a very nice dream, after that cutie picked up a lot of lust from your gift.” Righty finished.

“Well, my dears, what’s so good news about that?” Mistress asked.

“Well, for one thing we further increased the link between the two, which will naturally spread to the goddess.” Lefty said. “Also they’re totally cute together.”

“I think that the Crusader is a better match for a pervert like him personally.” Righty said.

“You would say that.” Lefty stuck her tongue out.

“Now now, he should get both under his perverted clutches.” Mistress said, “Shipping wars are for humans you know~” Ah k1ds, they got so excited over the silliest things. “I’m glad to see progress is getting made, but remember our goal is to make the Goddess with him not a threat to us Succubi. And to help with that you need to get the lovely ladies in her party involved with more than just Kazuma.”

“Ooohh time to awaken some girls inner bisexuals!” Righty said, “That’s extra risky with the Goddess around.”

“Which is why you need to be sneaky.” The Mistress said, waving her hands and causing a ring to appear in front of her. It was silver with a sapphire gemstone.

“Oh wow a Sapphic Ring!” Lefty said.

“Indeed. Increases Mana regen, but only when near other woman.” The Mistress said, smiling sweetly. The pleasant feeling of quicker MP regen will be subconsciously tied to being around women, increasing the wearer’s attraction to their own sex. Direct physical contact increases it even further. Sexual contact, well, it could you from 0 to Max MP in around ten minutes. It worked, naturally, via accumulation of Lust Energy, which would make it exceptionally potent around Kazuma and his pendant. “They’re Adventurers, the next time they head off on a dungeon crawl find a place to hide this as loot.”

The twins took the ring, and conjured up a nice looking treasure chest with it. The twins then quickly cast a glamour over the ring. The physical appearance was unchanged, but anybody using Identify magic or Item appraisal would see it a simply as Mana Regen Ring without noticing the more advanced effect. And with the fact that it did increase mana regen without any truly negative side effects nobody would bother to look deeper.

“I heard that Kazuma’s party took on a job to clear out Beldia’s old castle.” Righty said.

“Oh man that old pervert, he was great.” Lefty said. “Too bad he decided to work for the Demon King.”

“Of course, once the monsters moved in the security features activated, it’ll take a while before they can get in. More than enough time for us to find a place to put the Ring!”




“Man it’s weird coming back here.” Kazuma observed.

“I’d say. How is it still standing after I Exploded it so much?” Megumin said.

“The castle has extensive warding on it protecting it against physical damage.” Solana observed, tapping the stone wall. “You’ll need to disable the interior rune array powering its wards to damage the stone, or find a way to bypass the magic completely.”

“Oh to think such magic can protect against my explosion? I’ll have to put more points into it!”

“Please don't.” Kazuma asked. “Though wait, if that’s possible why doesn’t armor have this sort of protection?”

“The magic requires a continuous connection to the earth, so it’s not practical for anything other than buildings, and it’s very expensive to make.” Solana continued, “So all we can do is get in the castle.”

All the time they had been having this conversation Aqua had been pulling at the door of the castle the entire time. “This stupid door is locked!”

“Hey, you’re a thief, open it up!” Megumin said, pointing at their guest party member.

“Of course…” Solana said, holding out her hands to the door, “Ahem. Unlock!” She declared.

The door didn’t open.

”Unlock!” She shouted again, “Oh dear, the protections on this door seems pretty high.” She glanced over at Megumin, “Do, um, you know any buff spells?”

“The only spell she knows is Explosion.” Kazuma said.

“...why?” Solana said, “Why would you narrow yourself to a such a narrow niche!?”

“Excuse me!? You do not know the beauty, the might, the majacy of Explosion! Why the many versatile uses of Explosion are…”

“She’ll be at this for a while.” Kazuma pulled Solana aside, “So any other way to get in?”

“Well, I could keep trying Unlock until I get a critical hit, I think I’ll be able to unlock it then.”

Great, just keep throwing dice until a 20 comes up. “Anything else?”Kazuma asked, “Like you could try actually picking the lock?”

Solana actually looked offended, “Excuse me? Nobody picks up Lockpick. It’s useless!”

“But… but if nobody picks it up…”

“Unlock is so much better, you don’t need tools, just a small bit of mana.”

Kazuma sighed, and walked over to the door, pulling out a hairpin.

“...and it can even be used to open pickle jars!” Megumin said, just in time for the door to the castle to be pushed open by Kazuma.

”Pardon Moi!? Solana said. “That’s a magic lockpick, right!”

Kazuma sighed, “No. Come on, let’s just go in and clear out the monsters.”

  1. Right away Solana’s kleptomania causes a problem.
  2. There’s some terrifying murderous boss monster in there.
  3. *The Succubus twins find it harder to hide the ring than previously imagined.
  4. Yunyun’s stalking them, because of course she is.
  5. Meanwhile, Darkness arrives back in Axel. Hearing they got another party member triggers her NTR fetish.
  6. Something Else
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Tue Feb 20 05:56:15 2018

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