Mina paced back and forth in her dorm room. She bit her thumb irritably. When she heard the knock on the door, Mina jerked it open, yanked the visitor inside one-handed, and slammed it behind them.
"You're late! Did anybody see you? Did you come in the front? Why didn't you use the fire escape like I told you?" Mina yelled at the boy with the most punchable face in the world.
"My deepest apologies, Princess." Monoma bowed exaggeratedly. "I would never dream of sullying your precious reputation. Your proud comrades in Class A would be scandalized to see you fraternizing with riff-raff."
"You could've gotten us in trouble!"
"That's true." Monoma shrugged. "In that case, I'll just show myself out. We certainly don't want to do anything... troublesome."
Mina rushed to block Monoma from the door. She had been waiting in tight bike shorts and a thin white undershirt. Her nipples stood out from her heaving chest. "Oh no you don't!"
Monoma glared. "Maybe to a high and mighty troublemaker like yourself, us Class B students aren't worth anymore than a booty call, but I have my dignity and I don't have to be treated like you're doing me a favor."
"Idiot." Mina teased Monoma's chest with her finger. "You wouldn't come if you didn't like it. Just shut up and get your pants off."
"No. It's beneath me."
Mina growled. Slime oozed from her palm and she slapped Monoma as hard as she could. The goo splattered everwhere, immediately eating into the carpet and furniture it landed on. Monoma turned back to Mina impassively. The acid had burned the front of his shirt in half, but as it dripped down his pecs, it left Monoma unscathed. He had the same pink skin as Mina, the same black sclera, the same white hair, and the same tiny horns--
The same immunity to her corrosive secretions.
Monoma angrily grabbed Mina by the shoulders. His grip was hard enough to bruise. He crushed her body against his, violently kissing her. Mina grabbed his torso and sunk her nails in. As they ground their crotches together, the fabric separating them began to smoke and dissolve.
*****
"N-no, no way!" Denki shook his head in a panic. He was blushing. "Mina's nothing like that."
Mineta raised an eyebrow. Denki seemed like he was hiding something. Whatever it was, Sero didn't notice. He thought the idea was hilarious.
"Of course she's not. Mineta's just joking. Mina? And that Monoma guy?" Sero fell over laughing, ignoring Denki's forced chuckles. "What about Iida? Hey, Mineta, who does Iida pair with?"
"Well, of course, you know," Mineta puffed up his chest and rubbed his chin. "Iida's perfect date is..."
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