Pat sighed as the results came in. Pretty Princess, she had expected, considering she was the creator of Princess Sammi on the Addventure, which pretty much the whole audience knew. Hell, Pat had once been in the audience, helping organize the most rigged and over the top tie in the show’s history for poor Ali. In retrospect, a tie would’ve been her just desserts. Which is probably why Pretty Princess had been paired with Bimb-practical.
“Well it looks like Pat here is about to look even more like her beloved Princess Sammi,” Jack grinned to the audience.
Before the contestant could give a snarky response to the smug host, her next transformation began. The tattered, overworked remains of her dark jeans and blue button shirt down began to reshape and warp into their new forms. Her jeans grew tighter and thinner before melting away at the tops of her thighs, the remaining fabric becoming a pair of dark, sheer stockings. Her now over-sized shoes shrank and shifted, turning blue and gaining a 6-inch heel.
The untucked shirt stretched out wider and longer, looking more and more like a mini dress with a ruffled skirt. The sleeves of her shirt melted away and the button-bursted collar followed their lead, turning Pat’s shirt into a low-cut, off the shoulder minidress with a frilly skirt. The skirt began to stiffen and widen, looking more like a tutu than a proper skirt. Eventually, it stopped, looking more like an intentionally abbreviated hoop skirt than anything else. Of course, the fact that it barely went down far enough to cover her enormous bubble butt added a new layer to this problem since it meant the slightest excess movement would flash the black, lacy panties she now wore.
Pat took in her latest set of changes with a sigh. “Sammi never wore anything this skimpy in the episodes I wrote,” she grumbled, looking more annoyed by the deviation from what she expected than she did about being forced to wear slutty princess dresses for the rest of her life.
“Well you’re not Princess Sammi and this isn’t one of your episodes,” Jack sneered.
“…are you sure about that?” Pat asked with some hesitation. “This seems like something I’d write.”
“That’s because you’re a one trick pony who only knows how to write bimbos,” Jack said, trying to get a laugh out of the audience. “Every episode of Bimbo to Billionaire seems like something you’d be into.”
“Eh, good point,” Pat said, shrugging her shoulders. “How many more dumb cases do I need to open before I can leave again?”
“Ooh! Ooh! I totally know this one,” Chrissi said, raising her hand and hopping up and down. “Like, 4 more boxes,” she smiled, holding up all five of her fingers.
“Screw it, okay then,” Pat said, rolling her eyes and pointing at case number 3. “Let’s get this over with so I can go home.”
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