Bimbo or Billionaire: Counting Hairs

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“Screw it, okay then,” Pat said, rolling her eyes and pointing at case number 3. “Let’s get this over with so I can go home.”

Once again, Chrissi the case girl swiveled around and took a few short mincing steps to the case that was right next to where she was already standing. She popped the case open to reveal another bimbo card.

“Tough luck there, Patti,” Jack said with that obnoxious grin of his.

“We’re not calling me, Patti,” Pat interjected, cutting him off again.

The host deflated a bit, but quickly resumed his typical tone and pace as he explained the next category. “Next up is Hair! And from what I’ve heard that was one of your personal favorites when you were in our audience a few weeks ago.”

At this, Pat’s bored composure actually faltered a bit, the tiny blonde suddenly looking nervous. She’d helped organize the crazy 5 way tie in this very category that happened to Ali when she was on the show. Hopefully she wasn’t about to wind up with 6 foot long rainbow pigtails.

The categories were displayed and the votes started rolling in. Eventually the winner was…

  1. Tangled Towheaded: Long, golden blonde hair that’s longer than she is tall.
  2. Royal Ringlets: Tightly coiled hair that looks vaguely like drills from far away. At least it’s considered classy by most people.
  3. Abundant Braids: Super long hair styled into lots of elaborate braids.
  4. Bling-Bling Bangs: Hair that is constantly adorned with decorative precious metals, gems, and pearls.
  5. Cursed Cowlicks: Long hair that will get caught and tangled in nearby objects very easily unless it is meticulously maintained.
  6. *Something else.
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Tue Apr 16 06:15:28 2019

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