Most people tend to remember Nerima as 'that crazy place with the martial artists' as anything could be turned into a martial art including the fine art of Martial Tax Return.
Yet more people tend to be warry of Nerima for two real reasons. The first was that while you could trip over a magical item without any real problems... the second issue was that magic in Nerima tended to have... well you would call it an 'issue' like Indy called the Ark of the Covenant as a 'minor issue' if you open it up.
Case in point exabit A!
-Tendo House-
Nabiki sat on her bed as she thought about their past. She liked him, but was frightened at first. He was cute and she really didn't... know...
"Ranma... do you remember a... Hello Kitty Cat Binder?" She carefully asked
He glanced at her in confusion before a slow dawning look of disbelief as he realized the full mistake of his actions.
"You were that guy!" Nabiki rose up from her bed in disbelief "You were my first boyfriend! How come you didn't say anything until now!"
Ranma panicked "Me? You know my Dad! I keep getting shuffled around that I couldn't even remember my own best friends until they tried to hunt me down!"
"Or one too many hits on the head." She muttered earning a glare from Ranma "Remind me how your 'pops' managed to get you to the Tendo Dojo and the MISSING STREET SIGN that a 'rouge panda' threw that fateful night?"
Magic helped smooth things over, but magic ran into 'issues' in Nerima. Add in the fact of Ranma's ill fated luck, general trouble, and father... and certain commands getting mixed up due to a previous forgotten PRIOR HISTORY with one another.
"What about you?" Ranma shouted trying to defend himself "You practically sold me off first chance you got when you were 'my fiance' Nabiki!"
-outside the door-
Ryoga froze in step as things were not working out as they should have been. Akane was worried about Ranma which brought the parents to drag her off somewhere talking about 'getting him married to the boy' which caused him to chase after them... only to get lost and be in front of Nabiki's bedroom.
He heard the two arguing with one another and began to fear that the eggs had an expiration date. After all how does 'falling in love' result to this?
He took a deep breath as he could do this. Just a shout, an egg... no two eggs and he could just reapply the effect to make sure it worked.
-Inside Nabiki's room-
The two former childhood friends/lovers had their bodies pressed up against one another. Nabiki fought with the anger that Ranma remembered Ukyo and THE LOST BOY faster than she remembered of THEIR RELATIONSHIP as they dated!
"I was your first kiss!" Nabiki shouted "You seriously forgot that!"
Ranma refused to back down as yes he forgot a few things. Had lost a few memories due to trauma, head trauma... cat-fu... being told to 'just forgot about it' over and over by his father.
Honestly it was a bit of a surprise that he could remember things so quickly in retrospect.
But he was not backing down to the 'Ice Queen' as he knew that if he let her set the relationship it would be a repeat of the others. Only this time it would be fiancé number four with blackmail instead of getting hit with a mallet to the face!
"What can I do to make it up!" Ranma shouted
It was at that moment the door flung open and the eggs flew. The first eggs managed to accidently capture both Ranma and Nabiki due to how close they were together.
The second egg... bounced off the side of the wall, the ceiling, off the bed and straight into Ryoga.
The first egg cracked due to there being TWO PEOPLE instead of one person as they both kept staring into one another's eyes. So caught up in their argument they didn't notice the faithful words spoken.
"I don't want you to make it up!" Nabiki shouted "What do you want!"
"I want to find a way to not break anyone's hearts!" Ranma shouted
Something hit the ground as they both turned to notice a rather large egg. They both glanced at one another fully expecting another attack only to realize a few... changes.
To Nabiki's personal opinion Ranma was a beef cake, but now? She licked her lips as it seemed as if Ranma had leaned along more the lines of her personal fantasies. She couldn't help, but feel the buldge in his pants and nod as... yep... she was going to ride that mini-horse before their fathers screwed up again.
Ranma stared at Nabiki in disbelief as... she was cute... and sexy... and great at driving him nuts sometimes, but... this was something else.
The long legs he had always enjoyed gain a bit more muscle. Her flat stomach had abbs as she held her stance as someone who had trained. Heck he was even a little bit jealous that she seemed to have skipped the years of hard training..
If not for the new ripped shirt of her newly acquired assists. The firm breasts that made her fall under Shampoo, but about Kasumi especially as they freely rubbed up against his body.
The two glanced at the egg before glancing at one another.
"First the egg. Find out what's wrong." Ranma stated.
"Then we fuck." Nabiki stated much to his surprise "You want to wait to see if this is another attack, one of your father's screw ups or..."
"My father's screw ups?" Ranma stated with a hint of anger... before sighing "You know your pops goes along with it and helps him."
Nabiki nodded her head as she broke the egg "So what's the problem?"
Ryoga stared at them and replied "I used the eggs to make you both fall in love to steal Akane away from Ranma by making them both love each other as siblings instead of being in love... and the two of you sounded like you were breaking up so I tried to use the magic eggs on you again."
Nabiki blinked and looked at Ranma who shrugged.
On one hand it really put a damper on their long awaited reunion... it was another to realize that their rekindled love (and memories) was boosted by a magical item.
Nabiki face palmed "No wait... a we have a solution to the heart breaking problem. Do you still have the eggs?"
Ryoga showed them the goods as Ranma glanced at his new fiance/past girl friend "Thinking of having them move on to other people?"
Nabiki scratched her chin as she thought about it for a moment.
"Nope." She stated much to his surprise "First of all... when as that ever worked with magic involved? Besides... I kind of want... petty revenge."
"Petty revenge?" Ranma asked in open disbelief "Didn't you try..."
"Shampoo can't find someone else because of tribal law so Cologne would figure out something happened and do her magical lore book to get back at us or fix things." Nabiki quickly countered "Ukyo still has her dad... so unless you can find him before he figures something is off..."
"Knowing my luck he'll have some magical item to cure her and have her come after us like Shampoo." Ranma muttered "How come even with magic it doesn't solve my problems."
Nabiki just simply grinned "Which is why we let them have you... with me being their wife... or Mistress behind closed doors."
She plucked the eggs "They get to marry you. We do a bit of magic to get our fathers to think it was their idea... and... did you know that the Jusenkyo guides sent over a barrel of drowned Man... and woman?"
"Woman?" Ranma asked before closing his eyes "Don't tell me... our fathers stole the male one and are holding it hostage for my marriage with Akane."
Nabiki nodded her head "True, but I would like 'P-Chan' to become Ryoga-Chan. After all... nobody screws me without my say-so."
Ranma pinched his nose "But what about..."
The egg hit him as Nabiki waited for the effects to take effect before saying "Sorry Ranma, but even if you don't... have feelings for Akane right now... She broke a curse meant to erase her memories of you. Can't take any chances she suddenly remembers."
Cracking open the egg Ranma stared at her as Nabiki sighed cursing Ryoga as a few days ago... she could have exploited this, but Bacon Breath made her remember her heart.
"You agreed with my plan to egg your Fiances to all agreeing to marry you together. With me as the head wife..." She sighed "even Akane who you still love and feel annoyed at Ryoga for trying to steal her from you with magic."
She noticed the look of anger on his face as Nabiki glanced at Ryoga "Which is why we both enchanted him to want to take a dip in the spring of the drown girl and make 'her' fall in love with you as your fifth lover as you want to screw her for all the times he metaphorically screwed you."
She kneeled down to Ryoga and smiled "As you realized after getting turned into a girl... the reason why you keep finding you way back to Ranma... is because you love him and want to be fucked senseless by him and become our lovely pet."
After clapping her hands she smiled leading Ryoga out the door muttering about his mixed feelings and why he felt angry at Ranma falling in love with Nabiki...
Before she turned around and tossed off the remains of her shirt and shoved her dresser in front of the broken door.
"As for you lover boy." She grinned "Fuck now. Deal with disaster of a wedding... then we hunt down the other girls to make them see reason!"
Ranma pounced as they both fell onto her bed.
She'd invite everyone who had a grudge with Ranma specifically to ruin the wedding just to home it in further that even if SOMETHING happened to 'fix' this latest magical incident... Ranma would remember what would have happened if he didn't follow her plan.
So that even if he somehow broke free... she trap him with mind blowing sex and all of his fiances willing to fuck him instead of trying to screw him over.
But first... the mind blowing sex!
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