Here he was, being escorted to school by the light of his life. Anna standing on his right, close enough that he could smell her hair. On his left, Anna's friendly Ayame. Flanked on either side by two pretty girls is rarely a bad place to be, but then again this world might make such a thing quite dangerous.
Not that Anna would allow anything perverted or nasty to happen, of course. Both she and her friends were saints, who had no idea about the sick dark world of perversion which he had barely escaped. In large part, thanks to Anna's kindness.
Still, the two girls were standing a bit closer to him than he liked. If they weren't careful they might set off their Peacemakers.
"Tanukichi, before class begins we would like you to come with us to the student council room," Anna said. "Ayame has already cleared it with your homeroom teacher, and we can both vouch for your presence. You will be able to introduce yourself to your class in due course."
"Uh? Okay..." Tanukichi said, unable to go against Anna's forceful personality. It felt like if he said no, the two of them would have frog marched him there anyway. Not that he was going to say no. A chance to spend more time with Anna? His long time crush, the angel that had saved him? Ah, look at her pretty face turning back to smile at him, that alone would have crumbled his resolve to dust in an instant.
"Ahem!" Ayame coughed, drawing his attention back to her. A serious seeming glasses wearing girl. The sort that came off like a cold, clinical hard worker. Not as warm as Anna by any means, and she hadn't said much to him. "Mind the expression on your face, in case people misunderstand why you're with us." Ah? That warning... "It's especially dangerous given that many people here will already know who your father is."
Oh dear! He gulped nervously, truly ashamed of himself for letting anything approaching a lewd expression to creep onto his face. What would people think of him if they saw something like that? What a terrible first impression to make! He kept his head down low to the ground, staring at his feet - which meant he missed it when Ayame leaned back to check out his butt, waggled her eyebrows and licked her lips suggestively.
"Here we are!" Anna chirped, throwing open the door and guiding him inside. "Welcome to the student council! You've already met myself and Ayame, but here are our other two members. Hyouka Fuwa and Otome Saotome!"
Hyouka was a sleepy eyed green haired girl wearing a labcoat, while Otome was a tiny girl doodling furiously on a notepad. Huh? All girls? That's a little strange.
"Nice to meet you," he said, bowing to them. They waved, barely seeming to acknowledge him, becuase they were a touch too busy focusing on what they were already doing. "Um... pardon me for asking, but why am I here?"
A seat was offered to him, and Anna sat at the other end of the table. Ayame stood next to her, like a loyal number two, but the other two were still hard at work on something or other. Oh, it was quite frustrating. On the one hand, he was quite curious, but on the other it really wasn't any of his business.
"Let me get directly to the point," Anna said, her tone frank but her face all smiles. "What do you think of this world, where dirty jokes cannot exist?"
"Eh?" Tanukichi sputtered. "W-Well, it was a plan developed by your mother, so..." He took a deep breath and began to explain his feelings on the matter. "Degeneracy levels have decreased dramatically since the new laws were implemented. There's been a general quality of life improvement across the board. And certain kinds of diseases - "that is to say, of the sexually transmitted variety - "Have been all but eradicated. Not to mention certain kinds of violent crimes -" like sexual assault. Of any kind, directed at either men or women, or even minors and animals. "Have either gone down, or seen a massive increase in successful prosecution. But..."
"But...?" Ayame asked, adjusting her glasses.
"Well, no society is perfect," he admitted. "I mean, we're basically under constant surveillance by our Peacemakers. Also, it feels like it's sort of easy for an unscrupulous person to take advantage of the laws to punish people by making it seem like they did something dirty when they didn't mean to." He took a breath after making that extremely risky, but honest criticism. It was Anna's face that was doing it. He couldn't hold back. In front of that face, only honesty could be said. "But then again those sorts of people will do that no matter what the law is. There are always a minority of people who want to exploit the loopholes so they can get ahead, that doesn't mean the entire system is bad! It just means, the loopholes have to be carefully watched out for. Maybe even closed, if that's possible."
"Well said," Anna nodded. "It is as you say. No society is perfect. However, that does not mean we should not strive to improve wherever we can. Unfortunately we're being held back by rogue elements. Blue Snow is the most obvious and extreme of these."
Ayame picked it up from there. "Aside from her attire, she has been spreading all manner of strange propaganda, claiming that we are causing a deep unhealthy repression among our youth. At first we dismissed these claims for the obvious popycot they were, but then -"
"What does dirty even mean?!" Otome yelled out of nowhere. "How are we supposed to find it if we don't know what it looks like?!"
"It's completely unscientific," Hyouka added, her tone sleepy and her body language staggering. "How are we supposed to keep our students clean and keep them from getting dirty when we don't know how to measure the dirt?"
"For example," Ayame said, suddenly right next to him. "Is this dirty?" And then she sat in his lap. "How about this?" And then she put her hands behind her head, thrusting out her chest, and grinding her hips up against him. "For some reason I really wanted to do this, but I have no idea if it's dirty or not."
"It's dirty!" Tanukichi said, quickly. "It's - uh, very, very dirty! Please stop before our Peacemakers activate!"
Ayame nodded and climbed off him, thank goodness. Phew!
"This is why we need help," Anna said. Ah, when did she get around the table like that?" We don't know what enemy we're fighting. That's why we need your help. For example, I don't understand what was so dirty about that. Was it when she sat in your lap like this?"
And then Anna sat in his lap. The poor boy made a whimpering noise and went crosseyed from the sensation of having his longtime crush suddenly sitting on top of him. Her scent, her warmth, her very presence was making him.
"We're too pure, you see?" Anna said, putting her hands behind her head and - ah! Ah! Her chest was much, much bigger than Ayame's! "Why is this dirty? What makes it dirty? Can we use our understanding of why this is dirty to figure out if other things are dirty? The son of a former ero-terrorist is exactly what we need to teach us."
"And your honest assessment of our society makes it all the more likely that you'll be honest with us," Ayame said, whispering it into his ear from behind him. "You won't try to use this opportunity to corrupt us, to make us dirty without even knowing it."
Oh, wow. Despite himself, a perverted fantasy did pop into his head. It wouldn't be hard for him to do exactly that, would it? He could dress them up however he wanted, have them dance for him - Anything he wanted! So long as he was careful to keep the Peacemakers from going off, he could do whatever he wanted!
But... that wasn't right. He couldn't bring himself to do it. Not to Anna, never to Anna, it would be betraying her every ideal. Which is why he would do this seriously. "Alright. I'll help you out," he said. This prompted a clap of approval from Anna, she seemed so happy. "Uh, s-so, what now? Does this mean I'm a member of the student council, or is it an unofficial position?"
It wasn't as though that was his intention upon coming to this school, but... Being given the opportunity was extremely gratifying by itself. Not only would it open doors to him in the future, but he could remain at Anna's side and be useful to her! Granted, it was because of his impure knowledge, like a member of the Church knowing heretical knowledge so they could seek out and destroy it, but it was still useful!
"Why of course," Anna said, smiling that beautiful innocent smile at him yet again. "We would be happy to have you here, Tanukichi. Your knowledge of the lewd and dirty will be extremely useful to us in our efforts to protect the students of this school from those who would do them harm."
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