Tsunade desperately tried to find a way out of this mess as the crowd continued there almost hypnotic chant. Combining this with her rapid weight gain and the Hokage was becoming more and more reasonable to this new lifestyle of her people. She thought back long ago her memories.
She thought back to a simpler time. A time where she was a mere young trainee learning the ways of her family. There while slacking off and eating sweets she saw something peculiar. A swarm of slugs. They were smothered together those fat slimy bodies resting on a tree and clinging to each other. They casually ate leafs increasing there bulk. If they were big enough then no predator would ever match them.
“I...I’m sorry” Tsunade spoke drool dripping down her triple chin as her near 600 pound frame huffed and puffed. The crowd casual kept farting and burping as Tsunade wheezed her way through a tearful realization “I was a fool to keep you all healthy. I see we are all happy this way. Fat and slobby we are strong!” Tsunade ended her mini speech with a rancid fart that was returned in kind with more farts.
“That’s it come here Tsunade. Join us! Join us!” One of the leaders spoke as the crowd continued the chants of “join us” it was a heavenly welcome as the Senju was embraced as those slugs from her youth were. Belly rubbing against belly and farts connected to farts. It was this that the leaders showed themselves to the former Hokage.
“ Kurenai! Ino!” Tsunade shouts attempting to grab the duo in a hug but are instead burped on as the duo take the roles of alphas within this slobby festival. They simply patted the former leader on the head as she and her fellow ninja sisters continued to slobber over each other in pure Divine bliss through the most unholy of smells. “I’m just glad we’re all here. The leaf needed this asylum” Tsunade spoke as the group silently agreed with a unsilent fart.
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