Aha! Hrm! This was quite the troubling circumstance he'd found himself in, wasn't it? All the girls in the room had turned towards him as one, and were now bearing down upon him with bloody murder in their eyes. He pulled his hand away from the pink haired intruder, and a moment later her tits popped back into existence. Huge, heaving bouncy tits which threatened to blank his brain every time he so much as glanced at them -
But when he put his hand to his head, the situation seemed to revert.
"Tits back..." Index muttered. "Not enemy of tits..."
"Not enemy of tits..." the other girls said in eerie unison. Nothing about this was okay! That reaction... There could be no mistake. This weird girl who had kicked in his door - oh hell, he'd need to pay for repair to the hinge and probably replaced the door itself now! - was much more than she first appeared.
"Hey, what the hell was that?" Touma demanded, much to the apparent confusion of the other girls in the room. Actually, never mind 'other'. All of them. The pink haired girl was staring at him in shock as well. "That reaction just now, that wasn't natural!"
"Reaction...?"
From Chibi-Usa's perspective, titnosis had failed to have any obvious effect on this boy. Which was impossible. She'd seen some wild feats from titnosis. Read about some pretty insane things as well. Bringing to heel Magical Gods, enslaving Devils, taming mighty dragons and even turning the avatar of time itself into a drooling vegetable through sheer perfection. No mere mortal could resist them. She hefted them up again, and the boy touched the top of his head as if to shake it off...
And now that you've had a look inside their heads, let's look inside Naru and Sailor Moon's as well. They'd been set against each other by a group of youma, you see, and had taken great pains to meet up privately to have a discussion. Then out of nowhere another titnosis user shows up, and -
That's suspicious, right? Neither of them were in the running for world's greatest detective. Nor world's most mediocre detective. Actually, any award with 'detective' in the title would be right out. Yes, even 'least likely to act like a detective' would not be viable for them because all it would take is one night watching a marathon of Case Closed and they'd be holding magnifying glasses while blowing bubbles out of a toy pipe. Probably buy a deerstalker while they were at it.
You can see the causal chain these four were coming to, right? It's not hard to get at. It's very easy to reach. Touma was thinking that this pink haired girl is in some way responsible for... Now imagine him vaguely gesturing to the ten girls with enormous chests lingering in his place of residence (which really wasn't big enough to sustain this many people comfortably to start with). For Chibi, this guy's immunity to titnosis is really weird. Outright bizarre, in fact! Wasn't it strange that she'd found her mother here, of all places, alongside her most trusted allies and... some other girls who were also wielding titnosis...?
In short, they were all coming to a conclusion that sounds familiar to long time readers: This is an enemy in front of me!
For those who don't understand the reference, think back to when Naru's team met the Inners prior to heading to Academy City. There, you remember now? The commentary about how crossovers in comics often lead to a misunderstanding, which in turn leads to a fight? Well! It was about to happen again, but this time in a more one sided fashion!
I mean, really think about this. That's ten titnosis wielding girls plus one Touma vs one Chibi. Eleven versus one. In what universe is that a fair fight? I mean, think about it. You'd either have the eleven jump the one, or the one is so much bigger than the eleven that the pendulum swings the other way. For an example of the latter, you can take a good look at pretty much every major confrontation Chibi had experienced since coming to this city.
Therefore: For the first time since coming to Academy City, Chibi was the one on the back foot. Overpowered. Outnumbered. Outclassed. She was also keenly aware of the suspicious looks everyone was giving her. No doubt this boy had turned her mother against her somehow, and as for those other girls - she quickly stepped back out through the doorway, grabbed the railing and then flipped backwards by the time they were all to their feet.
"Damn, she's fast!" Touma grunted. He reached the railing and looked down. No sign of her. "We need to find that girl, pronto!"
"On it!" Sailor Mercury said. She tapped the visor over her eye and looked around the area. "I'm detecting amazing hypno tits in that direction. She's ducking between alleys, trying to move unpredictably, and... I think she's brainwashing passersby to block us."
"Then we don't hit the streets, we take her from up top," Mana said. Then immediately leaped to the opposite building. "Do you want help, Mister Touma?"
All of a sudden Touma had a flashback to a recent event. Misaka was running wild. He'd met with a boy who helped him fight her. Turned out to be another Level 5. He'd tossed Touma straight at Misaka, then rushed after him to catch him.
"No thanks, I'm good!" Touma waved at her. "I'll follow from ground level. If she notices we're just coming from above -"
"Good thinking!" Index said. She grabbed his hand. His left hand, he noted. As if she was trying to avoid touching his right.
"Alright girls!" Sailor Moon declared. "In the name of the moon -"
"In the name of justice!" Naru added, and the two of them stood side by side, thrusting out their chests with their hands on their hips.
"We will find and punish the evil doer!"
... Touma hated to admit it, but after watching those girls leave he was gonna have to take a day off school. Maybe a week. He was gonna have a lot of jerking it to do.
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Normally, the sight of girls dressed up like this would not have made the residents of Academy City so much as bat an eye. They would have continued what they were doing, silently stepped aside and got on with their day. Not getting dragged into whatever that was, thanks! This is the kind of attitude they'd take, and for good reason - Zany bullshit kicks off all the time in a city quite literally populated by Espers of varying levels of power.
This time, though, those well honed survival instincts were turned into pudding. First by the pink haired girl who ran by, tits jiggling all over the place, to the point that it felt like she was running in slow motion, and then the assorted girls who ran by in pursuit of her.
"Hey, so we heard a Level 0 was talking shit about - Uh... About..."
Boing, boing, boing.
Just like that, brains were blanked. Conflicts forgotten. At least for a moment, before they picked up again, and resumed right where they left off.
"Talking shit about Miss... Miss..."
Boing, boing, boing boing boing! Many, many boings! Boings to the power of boings! Jiggle jiggle jiggle everywhere, jiggling without a care! This second, greater exposure did it for sure. Whatever they were talking about, the shit that had been talked, it was long since forgotten. How could they think of anything else with tits on the brain?
That actually made Sailor Venus feel a bit more like herself. She still loved tits. Had a hard time thinking straight when she caught sight of the other girls out the corner of her eye... But she was a seriously minded girl. Whatever bubbly persona she put out there in public. She'd seen too much, been in too much danger. Getting distracted like this was the worst thing possible for her.
Up on the rooftops she knew the others were running as well. Jupiter, Mars, Mana, Koneko were all up top, spreading out while Mercury kept an eye on things with her computer. The rest of them were all on ground level on a seek and destroy pattern. Apparently she'd gone this way, but this is a city they're running through. There were all sorts of streets and alleys that the mysterious pink haired girl claiming to be Usagi's daughter could have hidden herself -
"Ditzy slut says what?"
"What?" Venus replied without even meaning to. She turned around, and then... Oh, that's right, of course, she'd forgotten. They were running through a city full of Espers right now. People with unusual powers. Like, say, being able to bend light around themselves.
Some guy was on his knees staring up at the pink haired girl, who had her tits out. Naturally. Tits. Tits. Tits. Tits. What else could Venus do but sink to her knees in pure worship of the perfection before her? Somehow even more perfect than before.
"Okay, I dunno what hold that guy has on you," Chibi said. She pinched her tits together, and Venus moaned, whimpered, and wanted to cry. "But here's what you're gonna do, got it?"
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Sailor Mercury was the brains of the team, and for damn good reason. A true genius. She'd even been able to somewhat replicate the effects of titnosis - to a degree. Of course, there was nothing quite like the real thing to work from. With that in hand, she could now fully understand where she'd gone wrong before...
But that would have to wait. For later. For now? They had to capture 'Usagi's daughter'. Whoever that was, she was Trouble with a capital T. A titnosis user like that showing up was really suspicious, completely unnatural. She said she was a time traveller? Really? Something about that smelled rotten.
"Alright, I've found her trail again," she said into her earpiece. It was a shame she didn't have enough time to make communicators for the other girls, but in a pinch this would have to do. "She's heading south. Mars, Jupiter, I think we can catch her in a pincer movement. Get ahead of her at the bridge, and we'll cut off every escape route!"
Alright, that was the plan set out. Of course, she had to watch the monitor carefully to make sure - Wait... something wasn't right here. Venus wasn't moving in synch with the rest of the group.
"Hey, Mercury!" Venus suddenly popped up right next to her. "Dropped my communicator and a dog ran off with it. Need help?"
Mercury muted her communicator to say that she was fine - but that was exactly the moment Venus had been waiting for. She lifted her top, exposed her tits, and then used her Love Me Chain to loop around the back of Mercury's head. Grabbing her by the neck. Pulling her into her tender, yielding cleavage before she even knew what was happening, and then -
Bliss~
"We're in position Mercury, where is she?" Mars came through on the communicator.
"Mistress Chibi wants you to lure them into a trap~" Venus said, an odd smile on her face. "Mmmm, yes! Ever play a game of zombie tag?"
Zombie tag. It's an unusual kind of game, where a single player starts as a zombie. Then, they have to successfully tag another player. This causes that player to become a zombie as well. Eventually, the sole remaining player will find it difficult to survive until time runs out as more and more of the other players themselves become zombies. In a sense, this was the ultimate way to turn a situation where you're outnumbered to your own advantage - by turning the 'enemy' into 'allies' who can 'recruit more allies for you'.
"Everything okay?" Mars asked. Mercury was pulled out of Venus' mind melting cleavage, and allowed to speak.
"Yes, I'm tracking her movements now," Mercury said. Her eyes were glazed over completely, nipples fully erect. "Follow my instructions and we'll have her cornered in no time."
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"So your sniper scope fires bullets that warp people through time and space?" Jupiter asked. She sounded sceptical. Not that Mana especially blamed her. "That's pretty powerful."
"Any weapon can be." Mana lay down on the roof and set her sights properly. "In the right hands. So your tactician says she's over there...?"
"Making a beeline straight for the train station apparently," Jupiter said.
Alright then. That made things simpler. All she would do is warp the girl a few hours into the future. They'd know where she was going to be, and when, which would give them all the time they would need to launch their attack. So she lay down, fully expecting to see the back of the opponent.
Instead, she saw her sitting on a chair with her tits out and a random person standing nearby with a jar of honey, and she was watching through binoculars, and she made a signal with her hands.... And all of a sudden there was honey trickling down her tits. Sticky gooey yellow translucent yummy scrummy honey smeared all over tits.
She knew exactly where Mana would be looking from, and so knew how to aim her tits. She'd been able to prepare her tits. She had one of the communicators that Jupiter was using too, which meant only one thing: She must have ambushed one of the Inners and used her tits to brainwash them into obeying her tits and then used those tits to command them into helping trick others into falling under the thrall of her tits. Which meant that Mercury was also compromised, leading them into a trap where they'd all fall into tits.
The pink haired girl stood up, blew a bubble, burst it and then resumed chewing, and then held up a sign for her to read. "Enslave the others to your tits" was the command written up it.
"Well, did you get her?" Jupiter asked. Mana put her rifle down and rose slowly to her feet, turning around so she could flip up her flimsy shirt, and then -
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When chasing someone it helps to know the streets. The lay of the land. Koneko wasn't watching up ahead too closely - instead she was keeping an eye on Index. While she did not get on very well with the nun, she did have to admit that she had a perfect recall. This was the city she lived in. Therefore, there was a high probability that she knew where she was going.
It would have been better to coordinate with the other girls. Alas, Sailor Venus had gone off on her own, while Moon was with Naru, Jupiter with Mana, and Mars with -
Her danger instincts kicked in, and Koneko jumped down to the pavement, pulling Index out of harm's way before something could hit her. She made sure to take the brunt of the fall, and turned to look. A chunk of the pavement was missing. No debris. No sign that it was hit by something really hard. More like it had been disintegrated - or outright vanished.
"Temporal displacement spell," Index muttered. "It came from - Look out!"
She didn't have to say it twice. That rooftop over there! This time a lightning bolt! Koneko quickly whipped around, and threw a cleaning robot right at the roof it came from without looking.
"The others have been compromised," Koneko said. Index nodded curtly. For once they were in full agreement. "There is a high chance they will use titnosis against us."
"In that case..." Index said, and immediately flipped her shirt over her tits. Good thinking. Koneko followed suit. Flashing their tits had never done them wrong before, but they would have to stand back to back in order to keep from blanking each other out. The two of them linked arms, with Koneko taking the lead and Index following from behind.
"Tell me if you see anything," Koneko said. Her ears twitched.
It was funny really, how the two of them got on so well. You'd think they wouldn't. They thought they wouldn't! The cat Devil and the nun, of course they would be natural enemies.Nonetheless, whenever the group wound up in a yuri orgy drooling over tits, these two were the first ones to pair up. As the brain and the muscle, they made a frightening combination.
Alas... The mist was rolling in. Both of them stopped, but before too long everything was outside of reach. The visibility levels were completely non-existent. Thus the visible aspect of titnosis was no longer a factor, but -
"Discede caligo!" Index announced. With that, the mist began to disperse. A chain made of yellow hearts shot out from an alley, but Koneko was easily able to catch it, and then pull out the perpetrator. Sailor Venus! She hauled the girl right into her waiting tits, and held her there.
"Shush now, let's undo the brainwashing on you," Koneko said, while Venus groped at her tits. Helpless, completely -
"Excellent work," Sailor Mercury said, stepping out with her own tits out. They were wet. Actually, she was pouring water over herself, and - And rubbing it right into her exposed tits. "Of course, now your own tits are covered up, just as planned."
The breath caught in Koneko's throat as the sight of those bare, naked, wet tits penetrated her mind, and then - Well. It wasn't long before Index was caught headfirst in between the heaving tits of Venus and Koneko alike. Another zombie to join the horde.
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The hairs on the back of Touma's neck were standing on end. Himself, the redhead and the twintailed blonde had cornered the pinkette, sitting at a cafe being waited on hand and foot. That wasn't the demeanour of someone fleeing. It was someone cool, collected and in control.
"Well hello there mister villain," the pinkette said. She leaned forward to show off her cleavage, and even when Touma touched his head to keep himself clear, he still couldn't look away from that perfect creamy valley. Nothing supernatural about how hot she was! "Come here to fight, have we?"
"Why do the bad guys always think someone else is the villain?" Touma asked. Around him, the other two girls stepped out defiantly, with their tits out. Which was hugely embarrassing, but what could you do? "Either way, I'm going to shatter that illu-"
And that's when everything went to hell.
"Tiiiits~" burbled Index, stumbling in from another street, her tits out and fondling them, sounding like a zombie moaning for brains.
"Tiiiits!" burbled Sailor Mars, who was in a similar condition. Also, there was Mana, Jupiter, Mercury, Venus, Koneko....
"Oh no! Girls, snap out of... Wow those really are nice!" the twintails girl said.
"Hey! Focus!" the redhead elbowed her. "I mean, you're right, they are nice... very nice tits... But..."
"Oy, oy! Stop staring at them!" Touma warned, but that's when the attacks started to come in. The pinkette leaped away, smirking triumphantly right before vanishing. Damn, but she was fast! Touma reached out a hand to try to snap them out of it, but - But he remembered what happened at his apartment. Would it happen again...? What the hell should he do?!
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Ohohoho, this was gonna be soooo much fun! Watching this jerk get his just desserts from the very girls he'd... Oooh, dessert sounded great just now. She was her mother's daughter after all! Maybe they could all eat ice cream later on, and -
"Wait a minute, wait," Chibi said. "Uh, that's nine of the girls, and one boy. Where's the last girl?"
"Lurking in the shadows, massaging your scalp with her hypnotits."
It happened mid-sentence. Actually, it happened within the first syllable of 'lurking'. A tremendous pressure was placed upon Chibi's scalp. The breath escaped her lungs. Kirino, the diminutive ninja girl, had been in that spot! For how long?! Why hadn't she - Chibi sank to her knees, oooh, the feeling of tits on the back of your head truly is wonderful isn't it?
"You underestimated the ability of the Ootori clan," Kirino said, making sure to really pinch those titties together to properly rub into her scalp. "You are not the first to make this mistake. Nor are you the last. Now. I will ask this one time. What is your connection to titnosis?"
"Ehehehehe, I come from a future where every girl has big slutty titties," Chibi said. "I came back to see my mommy, Sailor Moon, because I need her help~"
"Do you have any wicked intentions?"
"I wanna fuck all of you, and especially that boy with the weird right hand," Chibi said. And that was all. "He's kinda cute."
"Yeah, he is, but... There's a pervert back at my home I'm gonna ride once I go back there. As for you - Alley oop!"
Kirino gave Chibi a nice shove, which sent her flying... Right into Touma's right hand. Cue her tits instantly vanishing on the spot, just like before... and just like before, while he was holding onto her, the girls all suddenly turned to him as one with a weird look on their faces.
"Enemy of tits!"
"Enemy of tits!"
"Isn't this where we came in?!" Touma yelled. No, Touma. It's not. You're not in your living space anymore, see? Totally different. "Such misfortune!"
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