"No, I don't want this plant,,it's evil !" Jim said, raising his voice and pushing the plant towards the salesgirl.
"Sir,, all sales are final. Now leave or I'll call the cops!" the girl said and pushed the plant back at Jim.
Jim was fuming mad,,"Stupid bitch!' he said under his breath.
"Watch it asshole!" the girl said, hearing him "I knew it wouldn't work with men!" she said under her breath as she walked off.
A moment later she returned with the store manager, a tall, very attractive woman who asked "Is he the one?" The sales girl smiled and nodded. "The manager smiled and said "Why don't you show our handsome young customer the pink pod plant while I see what I can do about a refund.."
"That's more like it!" Jim said as he folloed the salesgirl far back into the very back of the store. There in the corned was a wierd looking six foot tall, pink and green looking plant. "Looks like a venus flytrap..." Jim said, then noticed what looked like the shape of a females body impression on the sides of it.
The sales girl chuckled and said "You men are all alike..This will give you what you deserve!" and she pushed Jim into the open plant. Instinctively the plant closed around him and everything went into a blurr.
Wed Jul 4 15:53:52 2001