At this point, a little graphic appeared on the screen: "I Cheated on My Husband - With My Sister!" Sharon replied defiantly, "Yes I have. Dozens of times! And I'm doing it again." The crowd booed at her.
Jerry told the crowd, "Well, it just so happens that we have a few other guests for you. May I introduce to you... ROCKY AND HARRY!" The crowd did the usual hooting and hollering.
Rocky was so mad, he could only yell, "You lying *beep*, how could you do that to me? After all the *beep* I put up with during our marriage... You're nothing but a *beepbeepbeepbeep*---" He rushed straight towards Sharon, but one of the bulky bodyguards kept Rocky at about two arms' distance. The crowd roared in excitement.
Jerry added, "We also have Sharon's sister here. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Alicia to the show." The crowd booed her as she came out in all her boob-enhanced (apparently her implants hadn't leaked yet) stripper glory. He now asked her, "Now, Alicia, would you tell the crowd why you would do such a heinous thing?"
Alicia replied, "Because Harry paid us to!" Harry got up, ready to fight Alicia and uttering angry words that mostly had to be beeped out. The bodyguards kept Harry at bay, and the crowd, as usual, ate it up.
Jerry calmed the crowd down, then asked Sharon, "Why would you try to cheat on your loving husband? Isn't he enough for you?"
"Of course not," Sharon replied. "I still have fun with my sis 'cause Rocky's no good. He can't last two seconds in bed." Naturally, Harry swore as the bodyguards kept him from Sharon, and the crowd roared with approval with a couple "Jerry"s added for good effect. Jim, watching at home, loved it, because he loves looking at breasts as big as Sharon's and Alicia's, and because he has no sense of good taste.
Jerry now opened the "discussion" to questions from the audience. One guest, a woman who looked the very personification of trailer trash and weighed more than a house, wanted to talk to
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