"What ah wanna know is if Alicia's a lesbian."
"Well, how about it Alicia," Jerry asked, "what is your sexual orientation?"
Alicia responded with some relish. It looked as though the questioner was giving her an opportunity for a new revelation. "I like girls a lot," she said, "but I like guys, too. I mean, we didn't even think Rocky'd be mad about our act because of all the threesomes we've had with him. It used to turn him on to watch me and Sharon get it on. And I used to like his big *beep* up my *beep*."
The audience booed and Jerry rushed over to Rocky with a microphone. He was red faced and barely coherent. "That was a long time ago," he said, pausing while the audience's jeers drowned him out. "That was when I was into drugs and did all kinds of crazy stuff. But then I got clean and I put a stop to it."
Mon Sep 17 09:29:15 2001