"Oh?" Sharon retorted. "Then what was that bong doing in your room last night? As I recall, you called it the 'best *beep* I've had in ages.'" As usual, Rocky gave a physical response (that could have been deadly without the hulky bodyguards) and a verbal one that was mostly beeped out.
A guy in the audience, who looked like he out beat Fat Albert any day in a pie-eating contest and wore a "Gospel According to the NRA" T-shirt, asked Harry, "You no-good *beep*, why would you betray a friend like Rocky by paying his wife to have an affair?"
Harry's response stunned everyone, including Jim. "Because a man walked up to me and said, 'I'd like you to pay your friend's wife to have an affair with her sister. Any price, no matter how much is necessary. I'm willing to pay you the money needed. And then, you *beep*, I want you, your friend, his wife, and his wife's sister all on national TV to discuss your *beep*-up lifes.' And so I did."
"What no-good *beep* did this to you?" the NRA guy asked?
Harry replied, "It was a man in this studio. He's right over... THERE!" And he pointed right at Jerry.
"Now, now, there's no need to get hasty," Jerry replied, but the audience wouldn't have any of it. Everyone in the studio started lunging at Jerry, uttering curses so quickly that the audio was a constant barrage of beeps. "You *beep* guards," Jerry yelled at the hulks, "Earn your *beep* pay and protect me." But there were far too many angry people for them to be stopped. Poor Jerry was being mauled brutally by all his own fans. "And now, my final thought --- MOMMY!" was all he said before the show ended.
"Too bad," Jim thought to himself, "this was almost getting interesting." And he changed the channel to
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