EZ Bell arrived at his assigned dorm, 128 Knox Hall, and noted the computer-typed sticker on it reading E Z BELL & TERRY SUMMERS. Vaguely wondering what kind of guy Terry would turn out to be, EZ unpacked and settled in, then wrapped a towel around himself like a toga to grab a well-earned shower.
Casually wondering why there were no urinals in the communal bathroom, he headed for the hissing of steaming showers, when suddenly he heard the giggling of girls' voices.
"Randi, you're so awful!"
"I'm serious, Mandi!"
He looked around a corner. They were girls all right, really hot-looking ones, honoring all the old rumors about the chicks at Winck University -- and they were heading his way.
Somehow, EZ doubted that they were mistaken. It seemed more likely to him that it was he who was in the wrong place. It was a hell of a way to get settled in ata notoriously man-hating school. He ducked away and into a toilet stall -- where, he noted, a Kotex dispenser was thoughtfully provided. He was in the wrong, all right.
"Mandi, I've tape measured every new girl who has arrived here so far. Their average bust size is 42."
"Huh! Bet they're fat cows."
"Nuh-uh."
"What about their cup sizes?"
"Oh, come on, Mandi, you know that gets more involved. But the campus average is still only 39!"
"No wonder this residence is nicknamed Knockers Hall! I wonder if someone plans that deliberately? It's a wonderful idea!"
"Mandi, come on, we demonstrated to keep this hall exclusively for women, don't be so horrible!"
"You're the horrible one! 'Excuseme, pant-pant, could I, slobber-drool, measure your tits in the name of Science?' You little whore! I may just be a 38, but I'm an F cup! I'll show you what a REAL woman's made of!"
"Mandi, what are you ... doing? Mandi, what about the date rape protocol?"
"Fuck all that 'May I touch you?' bullshit, that's only for men, Randi!"
"But ... but ... Ohhhh! Oh, Goddess, oh, yeahhhhh!"
Things suddenly got quiet -- quiet enough to leave EZ madly squirming, standed all alone in the stall with his wild imagination.
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