"OK, Miss Spears," said the man in the blue suit, "there's a number of things we can do. Here's a folder with some before and after pictures of some of our former, ahem, targets if you will." He handed Britney a folder. Inside were photos of women who had flowing, lucious hair in one photo then in another were passed out in a barber's chair and completely blad; a man in biker outfit in one photo, then passed out at a bus stop wearing lingerie; a prim and proper fortyish woman in a business suit in one pic then another of her dressed as a hooker and being arrested, and so on. "These are great!" said Britney. "Oooh, I'd love to see her hair fall out! Oh, say this in interesting." She picked out two photos. One was of a young lady who had just won a beauty pageant, the other was of the same woman but after she had gained about a hundred fifty pounds. She was wearing cheap looking polyester stretch pants and a tube top. The second photo had a caption: "One year later." "Hah!" said Britney, "We've all seen Chrissy's gut, I bet she'd look great with an ass the size of large pumpkin!"
"Well, we can certainly manage that, Miss Spears. Take you time and decide. Here's some things we can do...."
Thu Dec 25 10:13:19 2003