Britney Spears looked up and down the menu of things she could do to her rival, Christina Aguilera. One of them jumped out at her. It was the voice changing option.
"Everyone says Christina has such a great voice," Britney said to the man in the blue suit, "What about it would we be changing?"
"Oh, lots of things," the man replied, "We could make it deeper, or higher. We could give her a rasp, or a lisp, or take her voice away entirely. We could even give her an animal voice, like a dog barking or a monkey screeching."
Britney's eyes lit up. "Those all sound so good. I'm not sure which one I want to use on her."
Thu Dec 25 16:30:58 2003