Christina Aguilera woke up the next day, and drank her morning tea. Then she began her vocal excercises.
"Lalalalala," Christina sang. But she sounded differently than usual. Her voice sounded high and squeaky, like a cartoon mouse.
"What's wrong with me?" Christina asked. Her speaking voice was just as high and squeaky as her singing voice. Her manager ran into the room and looked around.
"Who was that with that squeaky voice?" Jake, Christina's manager asked, "Is Melanie Griffith here?"
"No, it's me," Christina sighed, as she sat down, dejectedly.
Meanwhile, Britney Spears was laughing it up with the man in the blue suit. They watched Christina on a crystal ball the man had provided.
"This is great!" Britney said, "What else can we do?"
Sun Mar 07 17:34:53 2004