Gilfoy Slivovitz's Sidekick: Insert Strobe and Bad Music

Unending BE - episode 341377

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Author's Note:

This episode is written because I didn't think I could handle the creative requirements of the English Light Brigade and the singing machine. Together, they are just too difficult.

This, I think I can handle.


"A new sidekick! Oh goody goody gumdrops!" Gilfoy Slivovitz exclaimed.

And suddenly, he fell backwards into a bucket next to a mop with a resounding splash.

"Oh no! I'm all wet!" Gilfoy Slivovitz complained. "Oh well, easily solved. Sidekick, dry me off!"

The Chrono-Intratitular-Encrapulator dried him off, still singing.

"I can't believe it. Finally, I have a sidekick." Gilfoy Slivovitz said. "You hear that God? I'm not alone! Ah hahaha, ha ha, oh forget it."

The machine kept on singing.

"What do you think of this new arrangement, machine?"

"Chimm-chimminee chimm-chimminee chimm-chimm cher-ee! A sweeper's as lucky as lucky can be"

Gilfoy Slivovitz bellowed a hearty laugh.

"Oh, Chrono-Intratitular-Encrapulator, you're priceless!" Gilfoy Slivovitz exclaimed, wiping a tear from his eye.

"This is so great. Finally, I shall become famous! In fact, the only thing that could make this any better would be some gumdrops!" Gilfoy Slivovitz said.

The machine kept on singing, and Gilfoy Slivovitz went to his kitchen and opened one of the drawers.

Inside was a box of gumdrops, which Gilfoy Slivovitz pulled out and opened.

"These are delicious. You want some, machine?" Gilfoy Slivovitz asked.

"Chimm-chimminee chimm-chimminee chimm-chimm cher-oo! Luck will rub off, when you shake hands with me!"

Taking that as a no, Gilfoy Slivovitz proceeded to eat the gumdrops.

"Mmm," he said. "I looooove gumdrops. But I shouldn't eat them, because I'll get fat! But they're sooooo goooood!"

Gilfoy Slivovitz finished off the entire box, before the next episode started.

  1. Gilfoy Slivovitz and his Chrono-Intratitular-Encrapulator began plotting their evil plans.
  2. The reprecussions of singing machines affected Jim's daily life.
  3. The machine fell silent, much to the dismay of Gilfoy Slivovitz.
  4. Something that might actually involve plot!
  5. More of that irrepressible group known as the English Light Brigade.
  6. Something else.
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Gilroy Sippowitz (Thank you Sorge!)

Fri Mar 05 23:02:42 2004

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