As Sid left, Jim began looking over the papers on his desk.
They were describing Wonderland (or at least the new version).
It mentioned some things about how the weather was always good, except in those areas where it was specifically written to be bad.
Jim looked out his office's window.
The weather outside was definately bad.
As Jim looked back at his paper, he read some more things, about how Wonderland was timeless, except in those areas...
Jim read the whole report, and it seemed everything was idyllic, except in those areas, etc.
Then Jim got an idea.
He called Sharon on the phone.
"Hello?"
"Sharon, it's me, Jim!"
"Yeah? Is there a problem?"
"No, in fact, it's a good thing. How would you like to have a romantic picnic?"
"What do you mean? The weather is supposed to be extremely rainy for at least seven days!"
"Well, I toldyou about my new job, right?"
"...Right,"
"Well, how would you like to have a picnic in Wonderland?"
"What? My God, Jim, that would be amazing!"
"Well then, meet me at my workplace tomorrow."
"Believe me Jim, I will. God, I love you so much. Bye!"
"Bye!"
~Click!~
Jim, with a swing in his step, began walking away from his desk. He was feeling wonderful.
Then, the information clicked in his head.
He had forgotten to mention the pornographic nature of this Wonderland!
He rushed back over to the phone and picked it up, then he froze.
He could call Sharon back and tell her, but she had been so happy, and she might get crushed by this, and possibly pissed as hell at Jim.
Jim made up his mind.
The picnic would go on as planned, but he would do his best to hide the softcore fetish stuff from Sharon.
An idiotic plan, but possibly workable (no).
Fri Mar 19 22:23:28 2004
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