"I have Alice in Wonderland?" Jim exclaimed in disbelief.
"Well," Sid said, "Sort of. Not quite..."
Jim got confused.
"What do you mean? What's sort of Alice in Wonderland?" Jim asked.
Sid paused for a moment, and one could tell that he was embarrassed by what he was about to say.
"Well, it's almost Alice. We were instructed to use all books that weren't dangerous by nature, and this one's a little more mature." Sid finally said.
"What do you mean by mature?" Jim asked.
"Well, in it, Alice is 25 years old, stands 6 feet tall, and has Double-D breasts. Also, along with the size-change, all the things that affected her all have an effect on breasts, too. And, they cause orgasms."
"So in other words, it's softcore Alice in Wonderland Porn." Jim said.
"Basically, yes." Sid concluded.
"Well, why don't you show me it." Jim suggested.
They entered the office.
"This is your desk, and your job is just watching people go in, and recording their progress at this computer. Marissa will take care of the filing and other stuff." Sid explained.
"Okay. Now, where's the entrance?"
"You ever seen 'Being John Malkovich?'" Sid asked. When Jim said that he had, Sid continued, "Over there is a little door with a tunnel, or hole, that's like that one. Once you slide through it, you emerge in the form of Wonderland."
"Is that all?" Jim asked.
"Yes, that's all. Testing will start tomorrow, and I'll leave you here to get acquainted with people and get set up. Goodbye."
And with that, Sid walked away, leaving Jim alone in his office.
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