The Gimmick of the Sippowitz

Unending BE - episode 342474

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Author's Note: I really, really love this thread.



"I have a new gimmick." Gilroy said.

"What is it this time?" Tom asked.

"What if I tried to get a specific number of episodes?" Gilroy suggested. "Not just for the month, though. What if I got a crappy number for the month, but a specific number overall?"

"That's the worst idea I ever heard." Melissa said.

"Well, what if I just revisited a storyline that's fallen quiet?" Gilroy asked.

"No," Messila advised, "I wouldn't recommend that either."

"Oh." Gilroy said. "What if I just advertise another thread, like the one that includes you, Alice?"

"Then I'd have to smack you." Alice said, "Because you made me into a bisexual exhibitionist porn star."

"Oh." Gilroy said. "How about this. I'll just write an episode that showcases my own self-hatred and low self-esteem, okay?"

"Sur, you dumbass!" Tom exclaimed.

And the episode ended, in a pitiful attempt to bring other writers back to the worst storyline ever.

  1. *How the lessons continue will be affected by the input of a certain author in the CC storyline.
  2. More gimmick episodes!
  3. Something else.
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Gilroy Sippowitz

Wed Mar 31 23:46:16 2004

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